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I have never laughed so hard on my computer neo. :laugh:

its not funny fucker has to die i deserve adriana not him, fuck'n queer is what he is.... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Well I just laughed harder. It's funny because it is true. That guy's a bum.

As to what I want to be:

Leg stockings

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a sloth

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its not funny fucker has to die i deserve adriana not him, fuck'n queer is what he is....  :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry: :cry:  :cry:
Well I just laughed harder.  It's funny because it is true.  That guy's a bum.

That guy is the man. He scored a hot chick. I'll give him props. (Y) :D

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He's not as cool as a sloth though, that's for sure.

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He's not as cool as a sloth though, that's for sure.

:laugh: It's ur point of view, and a sloth would be a very bad admin on bellazon imao

Sloth are so slow and Neo is so fast...

^ hmmm... good point :evil: where the hell is leichenstein or however you spell it anyways?

As to what I want to be:

a sloth

Yes, being a sloth is cool, but being a tree is cooler.

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^a tree hugged by a very sexy sloth-wannabe.

its not funny fucker has to die i deserve adriana not him, fuck'n queer is what he is.... 

I would like to hear a good line of argument why you deserve Adriana Lima. Would you give up everything for her? Would you die today for her? She deserves that, doesn't she? I don't think you would. It's up to Adriana herself who is the lucky bastard. You must be ready to admit that if you love/admire/worship her.

I worship deeply Inés Sastre, Roselyn Sanchez and Ali Landry. I feel I don't deserve to be on the same planet with them! I pray they all pick a man who makes them really happy.

I want to be anything (e.g. a slave) that improves their enjoyment of life. Because I don't deserve that, I can only worship them.

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its not funny fucker has to die i deserve adriana not him, fuck'n queer is what he is.... 

I would like to hear a good line of argument why you deserve Adriana Lima. Would you give up everything for her? Would you die today for her? She deserves that, doesn't she? I don't think you would. It's up to Adriana herself who is the lucky bastard. You must be ready to admit that if you love/admire/worship her.

I worship deeply Inés Sastre, Roselyn Sanchez and Ali Landry. I feel I don't deserve to be on the same planet with them! I pray they all pick a man who makes them really happy.

I want to be anything (e.g. a slave) that improves their enjoyment of life. Because I don't deserve that, I can only worship them.

So Inés is a good friend of God, they lunch together everyday, that's it? You consider her as a goddes, I can assure u that she's not. She is a human like u and me. So, u can't say u don't deserve her. An then, we can't say Neo don't deserve Adriana. Perhaps he does, perhaps he doesn't. I don't know, and u don't know either.

^lol. most people don't realise that worshipper pa is an atheist...

I believe Neo deserve Adriana, cos of his never ending devotion for her.

So Inés is a good friend of God, they lunch together everyday, that's it? You consider her as a goddes, I can assure u that she's not. She is a human like u and me. So, u can't say u don't deserve her. An then, we can't say Neo don't deserve Adriana. Perhaps he does, perhaps he doesn't. I don't know, and u don't know either.
God does not exist, so Inés has to pick a (really good) man. Inés being a Goddess is not the reason I don't deserve her. I'm not man enough for her, it's that simple. How could a pathetic loser make her happy? Theoretically, if Inés for a very strange reason would like to be with me, I would die of extreme happiness in a second. So much for that totally unthinkable option...

Physically Inés seems to be human, but she is far too beautiful to be anything else than a Goddess. Inés makes 99% of women look ugly! Only a Goddess could have so strong influence on me. Don't forget I inflict severe pain on myself to worship her!

Please, I beg you lox to admit she is a Goddess! It's not away from you.

Neo52285 might even deserve Adriana, I was asking for evidence of that. He is devoted, but that's not enough, is it?

^lol. most people don't realise that worshipper pa is an atheist...
Yes I am, but I have a secular religion - worship of Goddesses. Why would I worship God (who does not exist) when I can worship Inés Sastre (who does exist)?

Am I the only one laughing at this? :trout:

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