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Currently being treated to the so-called experts on Sky Sports News discussing player ratings from 'Football Manager'. Absolutely fantastic.

To sum up the last two editorials, only one emoticon will do...

If a tree falls in the woods but there's nobody there to hear it, do Sunderland still beat Newcastle 6-0? Perhaps we should start playing all our games behind closed doors.

Anyone end up giving this a watch? I was really disappointed by it, if I'm honest. At the heart of it there just isn't enough story to support the length of the film, so it comes across as extremely excessive, and at times just plain boring. You know how Tarantino films always have those 25-30 minute scenes which are pretty much all dialogue? Imagine that stretched across three long hours.

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So what would the Kiki top 10 look like, then?

I was okay with the plot being fairly straightforward, a simple story doesn't have to be an unsophisticated one. I just think, when a filmmaker has nearly three hours to play with, they should be able to deliver a bit more in the way of human interest. My biggest gripe on that front was with Fitzgerald, who has menace and conviction in spades; the problem is that the more he speaks, the more you realise there's nothing else to him. Overall, I was really impressed by the world Inarritu created, there just wasn't enough happening in it to keep me engaged from start to finish. None of that stuff was through any fault of the cast though, they were all very good. Standout for me was Domnhall Gleeson (what a year that guy's having), but I'd have no problem if Di Caprio won big this year. Seriously, there’s no telling the lengths that he'll go to if he’s denied recognition this time. Just give it to the guy before he really hurts himself, he's earned the right to spend the next couple of years making lightweight romcoms instead.

Democracy in action.

I left feeling strangely unsatisfied, if I'm honest. What you see in the trailer is exactly what you get in the film, with technical skill and performances on show that are breathtaking at times. Unfortunately, it loses its way after the first hour (when the momentum and thrill of the chase start to die down a bit), and it becomes more concerned with how the film is made than what it's actually making. You should always be watching the story first and foremost, but the plot and characterisation were just too flat to justify the running time. On balance, I think a higher level could have been reached had it been chopped down to two hours or less.

Sunderland won 100% of games in which Danny scored. Talisman! Shame to see old 'Golden' Graham leave us, as he probably could have come good had he been given a bit longer. Some players don't reach their full potential until they're in their mid-fifties, and this could easily come back and bite us in 25-30 years' time. It'll be interesting to see who Big Sam decides to bung on the left wing now on Saturday. John O'Shea, perhaps?

The latest trailer has been revealed, with mixed feelings for my wallet. Joker and Harley still seem fairly lacklustre to me, but it does look like quite a fun romp. Could go down in history as the first movie ever where Jai Courtney does something interesting.

The good news is that Phasma has nowhere to go but up now. I'm really hoping to see her become Finn's biggest rival over the course of the next two movies, I like the idea of the rebel Stormtrooper pitted against his old boss, a wildcard looking for revenge. Just stay away from that Sarlacc Pit please Gwendoline.

Apparently, Garth Ennis's 'Preacher' (which I'd say is right up there with his best work) is soon to hit the small screen. I've been dreaming about seeing a good adaptation of this for a while, but I can't help thinking they'll struggle, particularly tonally. The books are so dark, so dry, so outrageous and yet so oddly plausible at the same time. Seth Rogen's involvement makes me slightly nervous too.

Our paths have already crossed of course, but welcome to BZ!

Personally, I can't wait for this, although it remains to be seen whether the general public will really go out and see it in big numbers. The hype and craziness over the movie is mostly coming from comic book fans in a very specific corner of the internet. I suppose, as long as Fox doesn't buy into the hype too much and dump millions into the advertising, they should be alright to turn a profit. Apropos of nothing, I'll be pretty disappointed if Deadpool doesn't call Stan Lee's character 'Stan Lee' and talks about how he loves him in all the Marvel movies, and then wonders which character Stan would play if he ever got his own Deadpool movie. That would be the ultimate fourth wall blast.

I don't presume to know the first thing about Hilary's personal life, but it's probably reasonable to assume that a theft like the one she's describing could happen to anyone. Particularly after what went on with Maggie Rizer back in the day.

Even Daniele only just missed out. She actually placed 101st on the final list.

Very welcome guys. Same time next year?

The Oscar will go to Daniel Day-Lewis for playing the bear.

To think, we swapped Jozy Altidore for Jermain Defoe. Sorry Toronto!

That's two in a row now for Candice, although she's never been far away from the top spot in all the years the contest has been going. The previous three were won by Alessandra (2010), Adriana (2011) and Barbara (2012).

So that's a wrap then, guys! As always, thanks ever so much to all who took the time to cast votes, leave comments and generally play a part in the proceedings. Hope you were pleased with the results. That Top 100 in full... 1. Candice Swanepoel 878 2. Josephine Skriver 628 3. Adriana Lima 561 4. Elsa Hosk 544 5. Taylor Hill 436 6. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 383 7. Lais Ribeiro 373 8. Sara Sampaio 367 9. Irina Shayk 341 10. Doutzen Kroes 336 11. Alessandra Ambrosio 318 12. Margot Robbie 313 13. Daniela Lopez Osorio 286 14. Monika Jagaciak 244 15. Miranda Kerr 224 16. Blanca Padilla 201 17. Behati Prinsloo 173 18. Nina Agdal 171 19. Lily Aldridge 169 20. Gigi Hadid 166 21. Emily Ratajkowski 163 22. Emily DiDonato 163 23. Barbara Palvin 163 24. Yulia Rose 161 25. Jennifer Lawrence 161 26. Natasha Poly 160 27. Hailey Clauson 152 28. Gisele Bundchen 149 29. Natalie Dormer 148 30. Edita Vilkeviciute 138 31. Vita Sidorkina 136 32. Karlie Kloss 133 33. Stella Maxwell 133 34. Léa Seydoux 133 35. Shanina Shaik 131 36. Bregje Heinen 123 37. Joan Smalls 115 38. Kate Grigorieva 114 39. Priyanka Chopra 112 40. Martha Hunt 110 41. Amber Heard 105 42. Rihanna 103 43. Sasha Luss 95 44. Jehane Gigi Paris 95 45. Camila Morrone 90 46. Romee Strijd 89 47. Taylor Swift 84 48. Kendall Jenner 83 49. Anna Ewers 79 50. Rose Bertram 76 51. Hannah Davis 76 52. Megan Fox 75 53. Lana Del Rey 75 54. Cintia Dicker 73 55. Carmella Rose 71 56. Marloes Horst 70 57. Hannah Ferguson 66 58. Jessica Chastain 66 59. Toni Garrn 66 60. Bianca Balti 64 61. Dioni Tabbers 64 62. Zhenya Katava 63 63. Josie Maran 62 64. Emilia Clarke 61 65. Imaan Hamman 60 66. Angelina Jolie 59 67. Kate Upton 58 68. Jasmine Tookes 57 69. Emma Watson 56 70. Hanna Edwinson 56 71. Sarah Stephens 55 72. Sandra Kubicka 54 73. Trew Mullen 53 74. Laetitia Casta 52 75. Bar Refaeli 51 76. Xenia Deli 51 77. Robin Holzken 50 78. Vika Bronova 50 79. Solveig Mork Hansen 49 80. Jessica Lee Buchanan 49 81. Daisy Ridley 49 82. Scarlett Johansson 48 83. Jessica Alba 48 84. Natalie Morris 48 85. Michea Crawford 46 86. Amanda Seyfried 43 87. Eva Green 43 88. Katherine Winnick 42 89. Isabeli Fontana 41 90. Niamh Adkins 41 91. Lindsay Ellingson 41 92. Ginta Lapina 41 93. Liu Wen 40 94. Zoe Saldana 38 95. Irina Sharipova 38 96. Sui He 38 97. Catrinel Menghia 38 98. Emily Blunt 38 99. Alexandria Morgan 37 100. Genevieve Morton 37

And the winner is! 1 (1) Candice Swanepoel 878pts Tie-Breaking: 1. Number of points 2. Number of voters 3. Maximum points by a single voter

The Results Top Five 2 (5) Josephine Skriver 628pts Tie-Breaking: 1. Number of points 2. Number of voters 3. Maximum points by a single voter