Michael*

Process of elimination FTW! Okay, how about this one...

Third time lucky then ... Snatch?

When it comes to piercings, I tend to think the same thing as I do about tattoos. They suit some people, but whoever looks good with them would probably look even better without them.

Revolver, maybe?

Trouble with Berbatov is that he's no use unless everything goes through him, like in his Spurs days. If he's just another member of the team and not constantly involved, he goes missing because his lack of discipline and positional sense is exposed. He'd be much better off playing for a team outside the top four.

I did once read that after joining West Ham, Tevez would keep his central heating at full blast 24 hours a day, in an attempt to replicate the temperature at home. So much so that the heat cracked the walls of his house. The evidence is really starting to pile up! Baron, I was wondering - do you subscribe to the conspiracy theory that Diego is sabotaging Messi's role in the national team, in fear of being surpassed? Or do Argentina just suffer too much from using the "pass it to your best player and pray" approach (© England)?

RockNRolla?

I have a soft spot for Tevez after his classic description of Gary Neville as a moron and a bootlicker...

Diana x2 Doutzen x1 Olga x3 Elianne x2 Tetyana x1

'91 x3

1. Alessandra 2. Julia print 3. Julia purple 4. Jessica

Claudia x2 Christy x1

Adriana x2 Emanuela x1

Jean Shrimpton x3

Face 7.5 Body 9

Have they combined for more than five goals this season? I doubt it but hey, when has a player's current form ever taken precedence over past reputation?

People really shouldn't judge a footballer's stupidity based on the standards of the outside world. You have to make some allowances. If we didn't, England would hardly be able to put a team out and Clarke Carlisle would be a mainstay in the squad. :| So who'll be Germany's preferred front two, Klose and Podolski?

Face 8 Body 8.5

Face: Anja Body: Paulina Sexiness: Anja

1. Morgane 2. Isabeli print 3. Isabeli lips 4. Miranda

A1. Milla A2. Frankie B1. Kim B2. Megan C1. Gisele C2. Isabeli D1. Ana D2. Daniella E1. Valentina E2. Bianca F1. Petra F2. Julie G1. Candice G2. Nicole H1. Miranda H2. Gemma

Josie x2 Zippora x1 Georgia x2 Emily x1 Erin x2 Kylie x1

'75 x2 '80 x1

Olga x3

Miranda x3