Michael*

Inguna X5

The music isn't my cup of tea but image-wise, she's my idea of everything a pop star should be. Edgy, forward-thinking, original and doesn't deal in schmaltz. Europe 4

I don't think 3 vids would be too much. The ads aren't in direct competition so the game wouldn't be changed. VS - 1.5 About three seconds of thought stretched into a full ad. They were trying to cram way too many models into it and I wasn't terribly keen on the pink stripy background. Loveable - 3.5 Well made, nice style and very atmospheric, if a little random in parts. Love Pania though.

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie...

Candice x3 Olya x2 Georgia x1 Danijela x2 Dominique x1

E5. Marion Cotillard E6. Natalie Portman F5. Angelina Jolie F6. Halle Berry G5. Milla Jovovich G6. Odette Yustman H5. Ashley Greene H6. Freida Pinto

Heidi x4 Masha x1

Flavia x4 Caroline x1

7. Olivia Wilde (0) 8. Odette Yustman (1) 10. Mila Kunis (1)

Does not surprise me that her show got canceled. I kinda liked it though I don't know that Frock Me show but it doesn't sound good There are one or two mildly amusing moments but overall it's guilty pleasure TV at best.

Uruguay can count themselves unlucky there. I'd be interested to find out whether Van Persie was judged onside for the second Dutch goal, or offside and not interfering with play. He was standing right in the keeper's line of vision so if the linesman thought he was off, he should have flagged. You mean you'd swap the comedy fat guy and the hot women for Mick McCarthy and Mark Lawrenson? If so, I think I speak for the majority of UK viewers when I say - if you insist!

I had Marcel down as an excellent pundit four years ago, so to see ITV try to paint him as a kind of Ian Wright-like jester this time around is a bit odd. Someone obviously thought it'd be interesting and/or funny to show his reactions, but he seemed fairly restrained for the most part. Still, he's a much more likeable character than I gave him credit for in his playing days. Not quite up there with Klinsmann, Hodgson or Seedorf, but not half bad.

Pepe Jeans ad campaign (2010) - ^Borrowed these from Liika in the Jon Kortajarena thread, so credit to her. There's even a video.

Surprised there's been no mention of Batman & Robin yet. I plan on watching it again one day, just to count how many ice puns ("You're not sending me to the cooler", "Ice to see you, Batman" etc) Arnold Schwarzenegger actually delivers. My guess is triple figures.

So England are out early - I can't say I'm totally surprised... Yesica x2 Heidi x1 Toni x2 Chloe x1 Lujan x2 Daria x1

Europe 2

Gisele x3

1. Charlize Theron (6) 3. Kate Beckinsale (1) 6. Olga Kurylenko (1) 7. Olivia Wilde (6) 8. Odette Yustman (5) 10. Mila Kunis (7)

A5. Rebecca Romijn A6. Olga Kurylenko B5. Kate Winslet B6. Mila Kunis C5. Alexis Bledel C6. Leighton Meester D5. Jennifer Love Hewitt D6. Keira Knightley

Alessandra x4 Angela x1

Coleman makes me yearn for a red button option to turn the vuvuzelas up. His commentary style seems to revolve around making one early observation and then repeating it in slightly different ways for the remainder of the game. I mean really, how many variations on "the Chileans tend to pick up a lot of yellow cards" are there?

That reminds me - my favourite piece of World Cup commentary so far... Mark Lawrenson - "It's called tackling, Guy." Guy Mowbray - "I'm with you, Mark." Mark Lawrenson - "I've noticed."

Great contest by the way. Thanks Joe! (Y) Haynes - 3.5 VS - 4.5 Jennifer's ad was fun and very cute, but Topless Bikini had a topless bikini.

They're a lot more likable than either Brazil or Argentina were. And I say that as a Messi fan. There's a lot to admire about the Germans this year. Slick, pacy, attractive football, goals by the truckload. Well organised, enthusiastic and fearless. I honestly wouldn't mind seeing them win the tournament. In other news, Paul the psychic octopus's 100% prediction record continues...

Passionata - 2.5 Plus points for Isabeli's presence, but I suspect the plot may have been a "3 in the morning" decision. :atoobie: Agent Provocateur - 1 'Twas a struggle to make it through to the end. Repetitive camera shots topped off with some incredibly bad acting.