Michael*

Julie Lips: 9 Smile: 9.5 Hair: 8 Eyes: 9 Nose: 7 Abs: 7 Cleavage: 6 Butt: 9 Legs: 6.5

6.5

Looks: Leticia Potential: Leticia Overall: Leticia

I'm finding that my eyes are being drawn to the background a little more than the model, but it's a very cool image. 2.6

4.2

Something tells me that a bite from Suarez could be fatal.

Olga

Wow. Just wow. A satirical, conceptual photoshoot in which Mr and Mrs Ireland warn against the dangers of having too much, too young or a kidnapping case where Stockholm syndrome has long since set in? I'm having trouble making my mind up.

The Ireland I remember used to run the show for Man City. He always looked super fit and his workrate and tackling were as impressive as his attacking flair. But on the two occasions I've seen him play for Villa this season, he's looked the complete opposite - totally ineffective, weak in the tackle, and at times downright disinterested. Where did it all go wrong?

I hear this made a few headlines last week and was subsequently shortlisted for FIFA's goal of the year award. So I think it's safe to say that you won't see a better goal than this all season.

Correct! Over to you, Lyon.

Thought Bobby looked alright yesterday, although it probably goes without saying that he can't run any more. Without making a significant impact, he used the ball quite cleverly and it looks as if he'll have something to offer in the coming months. Nice to see - as odd as it might sound to label a Bosman signing as a waste of money, countless other freebies this year have proved to be just that.

Dinosaur Pile-Up - Mona Lisa

Let's see if we can't get this game up and running again...

A Single Man (Y)

3. Adriana Lima (3) 7. Emanuela de Paula (2) 9. Izabel Goulart (5) 10. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (2)

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3.8

Evan Rachel Wood 0-3 Minka Kelly Ashley Greene 1-2 Keira "Banoffee Pie" Knightley Clemence Poesy 2-1 Zoe Kravitz Astrid Berges-Frisbey 3-0 Jessica Lowndes Jenna Dewan 0-3 Natalie Portman Charlize Theron 2-1 Sophia Bush Hally Berry 0-3 Rachel McAdams Claudia Lynx 0-3 Katie Mcgrath

I like to keep it compact.

Wow, did I ever pick the right time to visit Monica's thread.

You only have to look at the show's regular timeslot to figure out who it's pitched towards. First and foremost, it's Saturday evening family entertainment and there's very little chance of it ever fully catering to an adult crowd. Thus, my advice would be to enjoy it for what it is and judge it with a slight grain of salt.

Pride of Britain awards, London (November 2010) -