Michael*

4.5

The moment you haven't been waiting for (AKA "Chinese Democracy #2")... 1. Tiiu Kuik 2. Marloes Horst 3. Edita Vilkeviciute 4. Eniko Mihalik 5. Gracie Carvalho 6. Olga Kurylenko 7. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 8. Emanuela De Paula 9. Jameela Jamil 10. Noomi Rapace 11. Eva Green 12. Ana Beatriz Barros 13. Michea Crawford 14. Catherine McNeil 15. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 16. Daisy Lowe 17. Alexa Chung 18. Cintia Dicker 19. Karen Gillan 20. Du Juan

English National Ballet's summer party, London (June 2010) -

Glamour Magazine's Women of the Year awards September 2010

9

Helena Lips: 9 Smile: 7 Hair: 7.5 Eyes: 10 Nose: 9 Abs: 7 Cleavage: 8 Butt: 9.5 Legs: 9

Shareen Akhtar photoshoot (2010) -

BBC Radio One studios, London (November 2010) -

Elizabeth Lau photoshoot (2008) -

Lacoste photocall, London (November 2010) -

25th Anniversary celebration for London Fashion Week (September 2009) -

The Bone Collector, maybe?

You really won't see a better goal than this all season... (Sidney Sam for Bayer Leverkusen vs. Kaiserslautern)

Honestly, I've got no idea where that performance came from. I sat down to watch the game purely out of obligation, figuring it'd be backs to the wall stuff for 90+ minutes. Even as we went two up, I was fully expecting Chelsea to score eight and the world to make sense again. But we played so uncharacteristically well that I couldn't even fault Phil Bardsley. I won't dwell on this too much for fear of actually turning into Tony Pulis, but I suggest we add Chris Foy to our roll call of complete refereeing plonkers. As if his laughable decision to let Bratislav Ivanovic stay on the park wasn't bad enough, his admission that he actually saw Tom Huddlestone's blatant stamp on Elmander last week should see him struck off. And finally - unlucky on Saturday, Fred. The fact that Albrighton and particularly Downing were overlooked for England call-ups last week is a joke, in my humble opinion.

I usually verge on Axl Rose levels of indecision when trying to name a top 10 or 20 of anything, but I promise to vote - eventually.

Olga Lips: 8.5 Smile: 7.5 Hair: 7.5 Eyes: 10 Nose: 9.5 Abs: 8 Cleavage: 7.5 Butt: 9 Legs: 9.5

3

I'm having trouble remembering quite why I nominated this one. It's a photo I like of a model I like but that's about as far as it goes. 1.7

Joy-gasm!

Promoting the latest Doctor Who DVD in London (November 2010) -

Promoting the latest Doctor Who DVD in London (November 2010) -

The people who condemned what Katy was wearing on Sesame Street conveniently forgot that Elmo wasn't wearing anything at all.