Michael*

Monica x3 Penelope x2

Reynolds x5

Angelina x5

Brangie x5

Nicole x5

'79 x5

CJ x5

Nadja x3

9

I have dibs on right midfield! I'll take central midfield or if we're short in defence, fill in at right-back. Hands up who meant to buy Nasri for Fantasy Football this week and forgot.

17 Olga Kurylenko 18 Yamila Diaz 19 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 20 Valentina Zelyaeva 21 Simone Villas Boas 22 Rebecca Romijn 23 Flavia De Oliveira 24 Milla Jovovich

Valentina x3

Olga Kurylenko 3-0 Nina Dobrev Yukie Nokama 3-0 Autumn Reeser Rose Mcgowan 0-3 Shay Mitchell Odette Yustman 1-2 Diane Kruger .......................... Milla Jovovich 2-1 Lucy Hale Olivia Wilde 3-0 Ali Larter Natassia Malthe 1-2 Mila Kunis Michelle Ryan 1-2 Emma Roberts

Alessandra Lips: 9 Smile: 6 Hair: 10 Eyes: 8 Nose: 6.5 Abs: 9.5 Cleavage: 6 Butt: 8 Legs: 7

3.5

I'm fairly neutral with regard to Becks. He strikes me as a decent enough guy and a good pro who made the most out of relatively limited gifts, but he's seemingly become the "Twilight Saga" of football, in that he provokes extreme reactions like nobody's business. I often wonder if people's sentiments towards him are genuine or just amplified in order to piss off those of a different opinion. Same goes for Wills really, though I get the feeling his popularity might wane when he starts looking a bit more like Charlie. If only we'd had Boris Johnson (as well as Rosie) on the case -

Hopefully John Cage's "4:33" - best Christmas single I've ever not heard.

^Would have been a very effective way of sneaking the FIFA panel out of the Zurich headquarters. It's surely no coincidence that Rosie was busy with Transformers 3 and VSFS, thus depleting our delegation and limiting our chances. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I blame Michael Bay and Ed Razek for the whole sorry affair.

Natalia :persuazn: Lips: 8.5 Smile: 6 Hair: 6.5 Eyes: 9 Nose: 8 Abs: 8 Cleavage: 6 Butt: 7.5 Legs: 9.5

9 Isabeli Fontana 10 Carmen Kass 11 Marloes Horst 12 Yesica Toscanini 13 Cintia Dicker 14 Bianca Balti 15 Laetitia Casta 16 Linda Evangelista

Natalie x3

Zombieland

I've no interest in castigating anyone who does download 'em but I never bother myself, mostly beacuse watching movies while hunched over a monitor isn't something I particularly care for. If a new release piques my interest in any way, I generally prefer the experience of seeing it at the cinema.

^ What no-one in the British media seems to have realised is that the Russians had a far better insight into Sepp Blatter's psyche than we did. That's why their delegation included Natalia Vodianova, while we were stuck with David Cameron and Prince William. When I saw Natalia in her leopard print dress, even my temporary gut reaction was "let's give it to Russia" - and it's common knowledge that Old Man Sepp's mind works in a similar kneejerk fashion. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's absence from the English campaign was a massive oversight on our part. :persuazn:

^I used to live in Qatar as a child - and once saw them get demolished 7-0 by none other than... Crystal Palace! The closest I've ever managed to get is playing against them on FIFA '95 for the Mega Drive.