Michael*

Raqchelle x3

I'll always love Kieran Richardson for scoring one of the greatest goals I've ever seen in person, but wow - some guys have all the luck. :persuazn:

3.5

Christy x4 Barbara x1 Helena x4 Valentina x1

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It probably goes without saying that Daisy is in this video, but Daisy is in this video...

EF1 Emily DiDonato EF2 Gisele Bundchen EF3 Olga Kurylenko EF4 Josie Maran EF5 Petra Nemcova EF6 Ana Beatriz Barros EF7 Valentina Zelyaeva EF8 Isabeli Fontana

Karolina x4 Claudia x1 Linda x5

Poor old Big Sam. First he gets sacked by the cowboys, then he gets sacked by the Indians. This managerial lark is madness. Can I have a go?

Eugenia Silva [7] Amina Kaddur [1]

Kemp x5 Michaela x5 (not even vaguely fussed about Brooklyn)

As is always the case with Man City, the fact that they're stupidly minted seems to have removed all common sense from this situation. The Sheikhs could conceivably use the loose change from under their cushions to pay Tevez's wages, so they'll probably think ''who the f*** do you think you are?'' and try to let him rot for the forseeable future. But Carlos is a stubborn sort and judging by the wobblies he throws when substituted, he won't sit quietly in the reserves. Inevitable conclusion - do what they did with Robinho and pay the majority of his wage while he goes out on loan, then tap up some red hot striker from the continent to replace him. <_<

Catrinel Lips: 8 Smile: 7 Hair: 9 Eyes: 6.5 Nose: 7 Abs: 9 Cleavage: 9 Butt: 10 Legs: 8.5

4.5

Another cracker of a comp, if I may say so. Isabeli x3

Looks: Isla Potential: Stephanie Overall ability: Isla

Linda Lips: 7.5 Smile: 9 Hair: 9 Eyes: 8.5 Nose: 5 Abs: 8 Cleavage: 6 Butt: 6 Legs: 7

Evan Rachel Wood 0-3 Astrid Berges-Frisbey Jessica Lowndes 0-3 Ashley Greene Keira Knightley 2-1 Clemence Poesy Minka Kelly 2-1 Zoe Kravitz ................................... Katie Mcgrath 3-0 Jenna Dewan Claudia Lynx 0-3 Sophia Bush Rachel McAdams 2-1 Charlize Theron Natalie Portman 3-0 Halle Berry

3.5

A5 Valentina Zelyaeva A6 Gisele Bundchen B5 Emanuela De Paula B6 Ana Beatriz Barros C5 Olga Kurylenko C6 Hilary Rhoda D5 Emily DiDonato D6 Cindy Crawford E5 Isabeli Fontana E6 Kim Cloutier F5 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley F6 Josie Maran G5 Natalia Vodianova G6 Maryna Linchuk H5 Laetitia Casta H6 Alessandra Ambrosio

Edita x3 Cindy x2 Naomi x3 Isabeli x2

Better in motion than in stills - 6.5

Kim Lips: 7.5 Smile: 9.5 Hair: 8 Eyes: 8 Nose: 7 Abs: 8 Cleavage: 9.5 Butt: 9.5 Legs: 7

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Lara x4 Eva x1 Kristen x3 Andi x2