Michael*

Revlon: 2 Christian Lacroix: 3.5 YSL: 2.5 Dior: 2

Gemma x3

3.5

2.8

7

It's tricky to compare the two, really - immense technical gifts like Wilshere's are in short supply and as is the case with most English players, Henderson lacks that natural swagger and confidence on the ball. That being said, if you were going to design the ideal high energy, high impact footballer, you could do a lot worse than to use Jordan as your prototype. His movement is spot on, he possesses limitless stamina, tenacity and pace, controls the ball well and passes it with deceptive subtlety. Weaknesses at this point would be tackling (which I've quite literally never seen him do), delivery from set pieces (I'd happily throttle whoever had him taking all our corners last season) and shooting from distance. If he keeps up his current rate of development though, I suspect that he'll look every inch a £15-20m player within the next year or two. And there I was thinking yoga was Giggsy's secret. I shudder to think what his next 'workout' video might look like.

Additional: 'Suck It And See' rules.

Could prove a lucky escape for Villa, that one. Wigan's late rally and subsequent survival last season seemed to mask what has been a mixed couple of years for Martinez. There's no doubting his potential to be a decent manager, but he looks far from the finished article at this point.

^Stupid geography is currently denying me the chance to watch that one but I did investigate further. 'Rabbit Song' sounds great.

I'll leave the nominations to the pros but I can assure you that I'll be voting.

Debon: 2.5 VS: 1.5 Maybelline: 5 Valentino: 2

Sun x3

A 3 if ever there was one.

1.5

Nina Agdal [9] Lily Aldridge [7]

Like everyone, I wanted Gerard to gracefully exit from the stage (though we all know that's not how it was) but to be honest I find myself whimpering away from the conversation whenever it comes up. I like the fact that we rang Ancelotti, presumably just for the sheer hell of it, but really none of the seemingly obtainable candidates stand out. For me the most important thing is to get it sorted quickly. Selling our best player with no manager in place, two summers in a row = doom. Any truth to the rumour that the Villa fans' reaction on the official club forum put Lerner off moving for Steve McClaren?

'Young, gifted and English' has long been a ridiculously costly transfer policy and on the face of it, this is a tremendous deal for us. I have little doubt though that at some point in the next couple of years, Henderson will start banging goals in ala Gerrard in his prime, and make the fee look like a pittance. Unless the club spend the money wisely, I shan't be going back next season. Does anyone want David Ngog on loan?

Nina Adgal [8] Esti Ginzburg [9]

If there's an online option to remove the 'woah's from the Kaiser Chiefs' music, I'm all for it. I'm still a believer in the album format as an artform so this isn't something I'd like to see done across the board, but it's still an interesting little idea. Bands and/or artists are in the unenviable position of having to convince fans to pay for something they can get for free elsewhere, and this could be a way to encourage people to engage with the music a little more.

Nina Agdal [4] Olga Kurylenko [4]

Not bad at all. Coincidentally, I've been enjoying this song by Tasseomancy, who (I'm reliably informed) moonlight as backing singers for Austra.

8

Film Noir x2 Star Girls x1

Petra Nemcova [12] Sandra Kubicka [10] Alejandra Alonso [8] Karen Mulder [7]