Michael*

Maryna Linchuck [4] Miranda Kerr [6] Adriana Lima Irina Shayk Alessandra Ambrosio

1 Josie Maran 2 Veronika Varekova 3 Gisele Bundchen 4 Estella Warren 5 Olga Kurylenko 6 Almudena Fernandez

Still no sign of a UK DVD release. Eternal shame on whoever is putting the blockers on it! Wickham's an 18-year-old striker from Ipswich and a current England under-21 international. Looks pretty good from what I've seen, and appears to have all the ingredients to make it in the Premier League - pace, size, brute strength, touch, finishing - though of course, it's still very early days. In all honesty, I doubt we've bought him for any other reason than to sell for a profit in a couple of years, but if he should happen to do well for us in the meantime - great. Plus four other arrivals in the past week - Craig Gardner and Seb Larsson from Birmingham, Kieran Westwood from Coventry and a South Korean striker by the name of Ji-Dong Won, who I believe is one for the future.

Poor Maria. First title for Kvitova - strongly suspect it'll be the first of many.

We get the best of both worlds with Andy. If he wins, he's British and if he loses, he's Scottish. Generally speaking though, I'd say Murray is pretty popular here. Some folks find it irritating that he's far more aggressive and ruthless than Tim Henman (not to mention considerably less upper class), but most get behind him and expect him to win. For what it's worth, I myself am more a fan of Murray than I ever was of Henman.

1: 4 2: 8 3: 5 4: 9 5: 10 6: 6 AVG: 7.0

Constance Lips: 6 Smile: 7 Hair: 8.5 Eyes: 9 Nose: 5 Abs: 8 Cleavage: 5 Butt: 6 Legs: 7.5

Edita Vilkeviciute [4] Pace Wu Liu Wen [3] Isabeli Fontana [3] Sarah Shahi

Crystal Liu x1 Rinko Kikuchi x2 Welcome back Arielle.

Hard to figure out what went wrong for Roger there. Towards the end of the Tsonga match, he wasn't nearly as into it as I would have expected and looked like he couldn't get out of cruise control. I still think he's capable of winning another major though. And poor Murray. As if being around in the same era as two of the best players of all time wasn't bad enough, he's been completely surpassed by Djokovic this year as well. Sucks to be fourth in the world, it would seem.

I actually got into the show through the re-runs, though I am old enough to have remembered it first time around.

Alejandra Alonso [8] Xenia Tchoumitcheva [8]

Is someone in the media playing some sort of cruel trick on me? Apparently, we've signed a highly rated young striker, a midfielder who scored 11 Premier League goals last season and a wide player known for his quality delivery from set pieces. Yeah, right! Whatever next? A specialist left-back?

Poor Tsonga.

If it's any consolation, it took me maybe 8-10 plays to really get into it.

I've been getting into these guys quite a bit lately -

^Looks kinda scary.

As per usual, I got nothing.

Anahi Gonzales [2] Alejandra Alonso [5]

Within the context of being a preposterous and incredibly CGI-heavy knockabout movie, I've seen worse.

2.5

1.8 - A brilliantly extravagant outfit and pose that surely warrants a less dowdy setting.

2

Angel & Devil x3