Just watched it, here is my running diary diatribe:
Candice’s waist looks really, really thin…
I hate those gloves
That umbrella isn’t really helping her walk
A footie outfit? With heels?
Taylor Swift has really nice legs, who knew… I wish they could have made the contextual meaning of her outfit a bit clearer though!
Suddenly I feel like playing chess
Riding crop… I’ll be in my bunk…
Whoa, LSD trip butterfly!
Plaid? I’ve got nothing
The quirky editing on this thing is a thing to behold each and every year.
How can Adri’s accent still suck so much? She’s been working and living stateside for at least as long as Ale!
Karlie = un petit peu stepford wife-esque there?
Doutzen is a fucking queen
Candice is either really tired or can’t be arsed with this interview BS. I'm going for the latter.
Oh look, it’s Ed!
Candice never looked better than in 2007, even with that weird-ass outfit
Adri tries to sell excitement, fails
Stepford wife returns
Doutzen’s eyes *faints*
Doutzy-woutzy, this is more like it!
Piano dude looks like even his imaginary friends stole his lunch money
Whoa slow-mo boob bounce… time for a drink
Candice touched Napoleon Dynamite’s instrument!
Karlie’s legs are spectacular, but that outfit looks like they wrapped her in a couple of rags…
Director terrified of bringing butts into focus, which sorta makes the choice of panties rather unfortunate
Go Napoleon, soar!
Ale thinking that she is too old for this shit, but still sells the turn like a pro
Aaaaw, dude thinks people are there to see him
“Release Lily”? These people need to be protected from themselves
“A really strong man”. So someone other than her boyfriend? Naughty Candice! Naughty!
“I can’t believe you guys still have ideas left.” They don’t. Not good ones, anyway…
Sophia sighting! *spits*
Doubt I’ll have a bigger contrast in reactions after the Adri-Doutzen follow-up.
Lais… Like a tall, cool drink of water in the middle of a desert.
Ale again with the “fuck the walk, I’ll just nail the turn” routine
When exactly did VS start getting terrified of showing butts on their fashion show broadcast?
Cute smile Erin
That Fitting Model Has The Fucking Eiffel Tower On Her Head!!!!
Seriously!
“This outfit could use a little something extra… how about we put a miniature landmark on her head!”
Eiffel tower is stuck… that one will be tough to beat.
Stepford Karlie “It felt like a dream”. Sure it did miss fembot…
Admittedly, the way Stepford Karlie pronounced Champs-Élysées was super-duper cute.
“Lais is simply amazing.” In other news, the sun tends to rise in the East
They could have at least let her open with a slightly less ridiculous outfit… Thanks for nothing, Ed!
Ale decides to half-try on this walk and of course nails it
Erin with a coy little smile, saying “fuck this, I’m too good for this crap”
“I know, let’s use peacock feathers in one outfit, just because!”
BLUE HANDS!!!! I repeat BLUE HANDS!
“Literally the rockstars of social media?” Wouldn’t actual rock stars be the rock stars of social media?
Oh, I know about that, Candice… *looks around awkwardly*
“I got this amazing outfit…” Wow, that actually came out semi-convincing…
WTF is this???
Whose coffee did Jessica Hart pee in to get that atrocity of an outfit?
Fucking Pink, man.
The ultimate short straw: an emoticon backpack…
Director caught sleeping, butt semi-caught on camera. Damn son! You almost made it...
“Taylor is this all-American girl, still somehow wearing the Brit-outfit from the opening section…”
Am I the only one strangely aroused by Adri’s boxing montage?
Too much Adam Levine *stinkface*
Stepford Karlie… no one can stop her
Candice… I’ve got nothing
Some of these over-sized wings are really messing up the walks
Doutzen looking like the White Queen
Wouldn’t be a VSFS without the Adri’s heart sign… The Eurovision Song contest of VSFS traditions
Adri with Candice to open the finale… So hows about something new for a change, eh VS?
Stepford Karlie mom-dancing!
The net gain for me after this VSFS is that I think I kinda, sorta find Taylor Swift attractive. Need to lay down and re-evaluate my life…
Napoleon Dynamite and Taylor in the same frame! :brows: