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Awww... Poor little Carlito wants to come home to Argentina. Maybe he's fed up with wearing that gloves and 'snood' combo? As much as I'd love him to turn up on Banfield's books I suspect that's a long-shot. Anyway, good to know my Fantasy Football 'Captain's Curse' will maybe strike a third time this season!

Hello, Magdalena's shooting for VS PINK now too!

^Well, here's a start!

More new VS:

^Seconded! (Y) I've been trying to find an 'official' image of this shot - it's by Angelo Pennetta and appears to be for LOVE magazine and it's "Baby It's You" spread. But Behati never appeared in the editorial?! Maybe it will be in the next issue(?), but this is all I've found so far anyway:

^Lovely - I was beginning to think she'd retired! Do you have any information about them FRANCY ITALY? Is that the latest Vanity Fair?

^Alas, yes they are... They're from a few months ago, and the VS autumn range. Surely we should be due a new batch of 'spring' images soon though? I've recently come across some of Erin, Lily and (inevitably) Candice - as well as PINK shots of Marloes Horst (and Erin again), and some new lingerie with Maryna Linchuk amongst the 'usual suspects'... So, hopefully. I'll keep my eye out anyways.

Cover and excerpt from her 2011 calendar:

CLONING STILL "A GOING CONCERN" AT THE VSFS! Certainly PROJECT: BISUTTI was an abject failure. We told tale last year, that megalomaniac lingerie dictator Kim Jong Razek was planning on cloning basketball-chested, simpering, where-are-they-now?, "Angel"-blip Kylie Bisutti as a contingency plan in case of multiple model-pregnancies, and the fact that, apparently, we all love(d) her. But, in the cold light of day, we realised what fools we were - and that possibly with La Lima absent we'd all gone a little stir-crazy hankering for our goddess to return? Although that's not to say the experiment is completely over... Eagle-eyed viewers spotted the next phase in Razek's plans: the genetic splicing of model's DNA! This year he started relatively low key by combining Fabiana Semprebom and Martha Streck but, if the results prove positive, he might even apply the process to the "Angels" next year.

I agree, first I like the most Thanks Baron ^Well I was right to come back here! Not only has Marloes shot into my 'Top 10' - but you're all so damn friendly on this thread!

^Just for that - 5!!!

[Candice Swanepoel says:] I want some Victoria's Secret Sexy Little Things™ lingerie, and some Victoria's Secret Hello Bombshell™ bras and panties, and some Victoria's Secret The Nakeds™ underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D *GIGGLES* Oooooooh, I'l have almost NOTHING to wear!!!!!! NAUGHTY!!!!!! And an ickle baby. Like Miranda and Doutzen... And Adriana. And Ale... EVERYONE'S got an ickle baby except me *HMPH* It could be like ickle baby Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miranda and Doutzen are, like, SOOOOOOOOO LUCKCYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! [Doutzen Kroes says:] DOUTZEN WANT CHRISTMAS CAKE!

The way I see it, EVERY woman has a naughty/sexual side and therefore, it is part of her personality, even if you don't see it often. haha that's kinda true (although I prefer the cute Behati ) Me too, I prefer her cute side. I'm sure Behati can pull sexy off, but the video made her more sleazy than sexy in my opinion. Song is nice though. However. Wherever. And what's wrong with the occasional dose of 'sleazy' anyway? Via the hairstylist Leon Gorman's Facebook, and courtesy of an attentive Prettyphile ():

^ (Y) Where's she gone? From hairstylist Leon Gorman's website:

I was just on (the hair-stylist) Leon Gorman's website, where I espied these tester polaroids:

Lips: 7 Smile: 10 (wicked!) Hair: 8 Eyes: 7 Nose: 5 Don't have much of a nose opinion... Abs: 8 Cleavage: 8 Butt: 9 Legs: 7

[Candice Swanepoel says:] What's a xenophobia????? Because I've got, like, this spot on my face and I think it might be contagious...

Saw these on my VS browser travels - and thought you Maryna fans would appreciate them:

[Chanel Iman says:] ^And WHO the F&*K be THAT??? Oh yeah, OK, the 'Freshmaker' bitch... Don't be going there wit your history lesson - else only history you be knowin' is my damn name caused your tombstone baby. And yeah, you better be popping back those mother f%@king Mentos - stinky-ass, hairy, cheese-eating, surrender-monkey! And yo, other frenchy - best not be bringing up my momma, lest you want me to open up a big ol' can of Whup-Ass?!! [Adriana Lima says:] Oh dear! I do think that's enough of the xenophobia my dear Chanel... My apologies to all our French fans who have joined us for this webchat. I can only say that our Ms. Iman is highly excitable young lady - but she is otherwise a sweet, sweet "Angel".

[Adriana Lima says:] Of course I'd never presume to be mentioned in anybody's song! And I can only be somewhat envious that our own dear Ms. Iman has been mentioned in one of these new-fangled 'rap' songs. Back at home, myself and Marko tend to listen to traditional Balkan folk music and, naturally , Antonio Carlos Jobim and other Bossa Nova artists. Whilst I've heard of Mr. West, our tastes tend to err to the less pretentious and more sedate lifestyle that we have become accustomed too. It does no good to constantly scream "Look at me!" to the masses - and I shy away from such things. [Chanel Iman says:] Like I'ma gonna listen to that stoopid sunglass-wearing mother f^$ker! Who he? Yeah, he can sing about my ass all he want. Chanel Iman 'aint impressed...

[Chanel Iman says:] You wanna mess wit me? Yeah? All you useless, war-losing garlic faces? Hell, you don't wanna see Chanel coming your way. Took the Germans 3 days to shit all over your country - and that's only 'cos it was raining... I be marching my "bony brown booty" down that Champs Élysées like a mother f*%ker, whilst you be waving them big ol' white flags! You don't want that drama, I'ma tell you...

^Between them they already have much to answer for (Pearl Harbor, Kylie Bisutti etc.), one more travesty will merely be water off a duck's back for those two!But during my time in the UK this year, I was under the impression that David Beckham was magic - and could achieve anything? Plus, surely all William needed to do was to put his head down and look up with his big eyes ala Lady Di and anybody would do what he wanted too... Ah, such lost chances!

They've used her for all these years, but she's still never walked the show - what's that about? VS PINK:

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