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The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread
- Mai Nishida
- The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread
^I don't know what's worse - SPAMMERS, or members who fail to grasp the incredibly complex high-brow humour of this thread..?- The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread
^ ^I think 'love' might have been overstating it - but I'd always considered you a valuable member with your excellent VS scans.I've kinda gone off you now though...- V-Day Present Suggestions
^That's just right, I suppose... No hearts though! <_< And, apologies, I didn't mean cooking - I meant if you wanted to buy a present aside from whatever sexual shenanigans you might get up to on the night itself, then get him some really good food or drink. To be consumed another day! A couple of years ago I received some white truffle slices - and those thing were marvellous. They're not something I'd have been inclined to buy for myself, and they didn't end up gathering dust on a shelf or forgotten at the back of a drawer. Rather, they were enjoyed! (Plus, they have aphrodisiac qualities. ) But that's just me, I love cooking (and eating)... You don't want to eat too much on Valentine's night anyway, I'd recommend a late-night indoor picnic, tapas style. It would be foolish to feel full, wouldn't it?- The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread
- V-Day Present Suggestions
^This sounds like an absolutely splendid evening. I heartily approve of this suggestion. Given that you want something that sex isn't the inevitable conclusion to though, I'd therefore turn to the stomach. I've got enough 'stuff' lying around you know? So something I could either eat or drink - but fucking devour - in a gourmand way (and I'm sticking with 'actual' foodstuffs and drinks here!) would just be the business. But present it Ophelia's way! V-Day is pure tack though. Make sure you don't get anything "especially created for Valentine's Day". That shit'll just be novelty at twice the price, and smacks of a lack of imagination...- The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread
- Magdalena Frackowiak
^I'd say it was positively understated for Terry!!!I really like it, and think they both look great. (Y)- Mai Nishida
- Aurelia Gliwski
- The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
It seems that Baron cares, since he/she is the one arguing with me about it. fine then I'll stop. peace? ^Yes, you're right - I do care Jade**. The warden is looking for you and everyone is very worried back at the institute. All we want to do is help... Just know that you're cared about, and be careful out there.- The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
^Talisa just has, quite majorly!!! Plus CrazyGEN wasn't 100% complementary either... And it all seems quite quiet on the Candice Appreciation Society front... No tantrums yet! Oh - no - wait... Here they come now:- The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
^This isn't Adriana's thread! ^Oh Jade** - you are always great value!!! Maybe you'd have been best to work out what languages they speak in both Venezuela and Brasil before posting..? I know that in venezuela you speak spanish, and in Brazil you speak portuguese and I was not talking about that. I was talking about English. I was referring that they probably speak English the same, since English is not the first language. Maybe that is why she could understand Adri. I speak spanish too I am from Colombia, and I still don't understand a word coming from adri mouth. she makes my ear bleed. ^Well in that case then your comment makes zero sense!Are you saying that all 'non-first-language' english-speakers - no matter where on earth they're from - can magically understand each other (+ Adriana) when they attempt english then? But don't you fall under that category too..? Oh well, I tried to help!- The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread
^I'm sorry - but entry to this thread requires members to pull out whatever stick happens to be jammed up their arse.This is NOT an anti-Doutzen thread, nor indeed an anti-any model thread - rather it's an equal opportunity "spurious" (the clue's in the title) take on every aspect of Victoria's Secret; models very much included... There is a mission-statement of sorts in the first post. And even a casual glance of this thread should have revealed it's tone and it's attitude towards it's subjects. We're all model-appreciaters here, otherwise we wouldn't have joined - this is merely a corner in which to be slightly less reverential. Although /facepalm probably covers it! (+ Doutzen's pregnant, by the way. It's referring to her cravings.)- Chanel Iman
^Whilst some other forums would have you believe you stole the shots from them, I - and many other BZ members - are quite capable of finding them ourselves via the VS 'browser'. Sure, it can be boring and frustrating - and you have to wade through a lot of Candice(!) - but you can normally make a fair approximation of where to look from the codes of the latest pictures (i.e V314130 for that last Chanel shot) and just go from there...- The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
^Well I don't know about you - but MY Spanish forebears didn't rape and pillage an entire continent - and wipe out an indigenous population - just so everybody could end up speaking bloody Portuguese!?!? ^Whilst that's probably true ( ), with the greatest respect it's exactly the same thing (just in the opposite "positive" manner instead) for you Lima fans... She could be speaking in flaming Klingon and you'd all say it was perfectly understandable, not to mention super-sexy!And to be honest, I'd have no idea Ale wasn't from the US if I didn't already know...- The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
^Oh Jade** - you are always great value!!! Maybe you'd have been best to work out what languages they speak in both Venezuela and Brasil before posting..?- Ginta Lapina
- Chanel Iman
- The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread
Splendid work, Tori! ^Particularly looking forward to this hard-hitting exposé. I've often wondered why he's not tarred with the 'perve' brush, just because it's for a commercial company as opposed to high fashion? He's merely a vanilla Terry Richardson...Nice work if you can get it though...- Behati Prinsloo
- Crap Superheroes
^Probably best no to! They're all over the forum at the moment though. And they have angered Supergirl - and she will seek them out and show them the error of their spamming ways... "Now to use those sex-aids and cut-price pharmaceuticals you're trying to peddle on you... ALL AT ONCE!!!"- Allie Crandell
Good to see some modelling as opposed to discussions of her weight. From REVOLVE again, and an onsite editorial:- Mai Nishida
^Then you should be coming to this forum more often. It gets lonely, you know? (Especially when Hime's away!)Young Jump No.6-7, Jan '11: - Mai Nishida