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Oh, VS - this blue background is just so passé now!

[Candice Swanepoel says:] She told me to put it on when it was a Saturday AAANNNNDDD a full moon. Then - when I was asleeps - the aborigirigine pixies would take care of my face for me... It's like special magic. AWWWW - and the aborigirigines are SOOOOO cute with their little orange faces and green hair! I had to give her lots of my pennies though. But Miranda says special magic isn't cheap.

A couple of alternative shots form Colcci: (Found on Flickr)

[Candice Swanepoel says:] UMMMMM - I totally breakdance in my sexy little things

^Indeed! Bum gratuity:

[Lily Aldridge says:] Hmmm? I believe that's a Rottweiler breed? The skull is of medium length, broad between the ears. The forehead line is moderately arched as seen from the side, with the occipital bone well developed without being conspicuous. The stop is well defined. The Rottweiler nose is well developed, more broad than round, with relatively large nostrils and always black. The muzzle should appear neither elongated nor shortened in relation to the cranial region. The nasal bridge is broad at the base and moderately tapered. The lips are black and close fitting with the corner of the mouth not visible. The gums should be as dark as possible. Both the upper and lower jaws are strong and broad. According to the FCI Standard Rottweilers should have strong and complete dentition (42 teeth) with scissor bite, the upper incisors closely overlapping the lower incisors. The zygomatic arches should be pronounced. The eyes should be of medium size, almond-shaped and dark brown in colour - but, unfortunately I'm unable to see those in the picture you've provided. The eyelids are close fitting. The ears are medium-sized, pendant, triangular, wide apart, and set high on the head. With the ears laid forward close to the head, the skull appears to be broadened. The skin on the head is tight fitting overall. When the dog is alert, the forehead may be slightly wrinkled. I must confess I'm unaware of the significance of this picture - but I hope my diagnosis is correct?

[Chanel Iman says:] Hey - Captain Canuck, GTFO! Alls I'm saying is I get sent to some backwoods mother f%&king town full of "ehs" and hockey sticks, whiles Larry, Curly and mother f^@king Mo gets to sit around NYC and be on TV and shit. But if you wanna bring it on - BRING IT ON, brother. What's Canada gonna scare me with??? Bitch get real...

[Chanel Iman says:] Yo - I BE BACK! Yeah, they be sending Chanel to Bumfuck, Canada - and think I don't notice them pasty-assed cracker biches all getting together behind MY back in New York? Mother F*%ckers... Oh yeah, we all equal - I hear you Razek... Screw that shit. What's up Razek, your 'mammy' not protect you from those bigger boys when theys caught you playing wit lingerie back when you was just little? And now you take it out on me? I aint forgettin' this shit. NO MOTHER F&@KING WAY! Remember I told you... Oh, they be getting cut up soon sister. Better believe it...

[Miranda Kerr says:] Hah! What, that old shit? You dumb-nuts fell for that hippie crap? All that gunk is is some cheap old AVON foot-cream, some wagga wagga berries - or whatever the hell those things are - I found in the garden, and a bottle of 'Peach Tea' Snapple to make it smell nice. I'm far to busy getting my leg over with some prime Bloom beef to worry about your dickweed ethics... VS gets me dough, and I needs me some Cristal and smokes. These things don't buy themselves Al Gore - get on back to Woodstock, loser... "Hey, Consuela - better check that rugrat's still breathing. I don't need the Social on my ass again. And best look in on Orlando too - don't want another vomit-choking episode!" Now quit bothering me, Public - I'm on leave...

[Candice Swanepoel says:] *Giggle* OMG that's like SOOOOO SWWEETETEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE songing! This one's my favourite - I sing it in my Incredible™ push-up bra and PINK® yoga-pants ALL THE TIME: Little Bunny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the headDown came a white angel and she said "Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't wanna see you Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head." So now I'm gonna turn you into a worm, mbuh, mBunny Foo-Foo. Eh, beh-POOF Little Wormy Foo-Foo crawlin' through the forest Gettin scooped up by the field mice who mah-m then they bopped 'im on the head BUNNNNIIIIEEESSSS!!!!

[Lily Aldridge says:] Thank you. That makes me very happy to hear. Yes, my dad is from England - but we've never really lived there. He is, however, an enthusiastic companion in my car endeavours. As for my last windshield, well, lucky for me I sold it to a guy on eBay for over $400 and made a few pennies on it. I ended up finding an original 1956 windshield frame and GOOD glass from a guy in Colorado for ONLY $100!!! To top it off, he was making a trip across the states and dropped it off to me at NO CHARGE! I had the glass taken out (the seal was obviously dry rot) and had it painted... There was NO RUST on this thing, you would've sworn it came from Arizona! I went ahead and bought some after market wiper motors. They ran about $30 a set and they are the heavy duty steel ones, NOT the cheap plastic ones. Got her all together and the ol' 258 was running pretty good... EXCEPT... That damn Carter Carb. VERY sluggish crappy thing. I went online and looked around for a replacement carb and came across an article on how to fix the "crappy carb". Don't get me wrong, I will still eventually upgrade my carb, but since this is my "Budget Rig" I will take what I can get. And then it happens.....I blow my 258 while driving on 75 right in front of the Jeep Plant (irony, gotta' love it)!!! SO dad and I drive into Michigan the nest weekend to see a guy about a new 258 and got me a nice long block, 4.0 Head, & an HEI Distributor. Got home with all that stuff, pulled off the head to do the conversion and....and.......found two fried pistons. So.......went on the forums over at GreatLakes4x4.com and found another 258. this one has ONLY 55,000 miles on it. Went up and got it, got home and this engine looks pretty darn good! Got the OLD 258 pulled out of the CJ (thank you dad). While the old engine was pulled we took the 4.0 head over to the machine shop. Got her back and dad plugged the water jacket holes per the 4.0 head/258 conversion. Also, while the "new" engine was on the stand I went ahead and cleaned her all up and painted her blue after dad put the new 4.0 head on. It was very exciting. Like the time I accidentally put an almond in with my pistachios. Actually it was a nice surprise...

^And yet they allowed that scene of Rosie's lips wrapped around a car exhaust in the Transformers 3 preview. Oh come on Michael Bay - we ALL know what that becomes when Optimus Prime transforms. FOR SHAME...

^Welcome! The 'usual':

[Pylon says:] ...

^ Any more news on this Michael*?

^I guess he/she/it is! What are those trees, Joe?

[Candice Swanepoel says:] No more bimbo! *giggle* You're not allowed to say that ANYMOOOOREEEE!!! But I am an intelligent, Mr. Razek said me so. And Adriana and Erin and Other Erin and that brown haired girl too. Ale didn't - she's a big meany and doesn't talk to us. I scared of Chanel... I so CAN do more than 5 positions. I can count up to 9 ones so there. OOPSIE, there's one - I was LIIIIKKKEE: OH NOOOO I'm not wearing a bra!!!! SOOO I had to look at you over my shoulder... You were looking at my fan-fan weren't you" NAUGHTy BOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!! UMMMM *hair twirl* 'quoting' is like SOOOO complicatory. But maybe it's so when other people sneak in then you know what they're talking about, or when it goes to like a NEW page????? SEE - I'm not unclever. *Hmph* I'm going to stand here with my hands on my head in my Very Sexy® lingerie and show you all. OOOOOH - that's 10!!! ERIN, OTHER ERIN, BROWN HAIRED GIRL - come look - I can so dooos 10 now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Candice Swanepoel says:] YEEEEAAAA!!!! WE ARE!!!! ZOMG - YOU REALLLLY GET ME PRETTYPHILE!!!!!! Adriana told me I wasn't to talks about the Middle East and the aliens. BUt sometimes I get tired walking about in my little bras and panties and need to have a BIIGGGG Think about things *tee-hee* UMMMMMMM... Stop it! I can see you down there - NAUGHTY!!!!

[Lily Aldridge says:] Well you're theory is interesting. But I think you'll find it's not quite as interesting as the 1983 CJ-5 story... During the VSFS last year the girls were crowding around to hear my stories. Adriana and Candice were both rapt - I think. Anyway, after driving the Jeep for about 6 months, the battered old 304 V8 finally blew. I parked the Jeep and my dad and I went out to find a replacement. I knew I was obviously going to keep the fiberglass tub, it was in pretty good condition. I wanted to find an AMC 401 V8, but after inspecting the frame on my Jeep, my dad & I noticed how much of it was rotted. The usual spots; from the transfer case on back. UGH! We finally found an old Jeep in Marion, Ohio. It was a 1983 CJ-5. The tub was all rusted out and bondo'd up everywhere! To our surprise, the frame was in PERFECT condition and the 258 actually sounded pretty good. I bought the Jeep for $500! Dad and I towed her home and we began cutting off the body mount bolts. The plan was to take off the steel rusted tub and replace it with my fiberglass tub. We ended up getting a set of body mounts that would give my tub a 3" lift. We also got lucky and found a 4" suspension set (SuperLift) for only $150 from a kid in Indiana that rolled his Jeep after only having the kit on for a MONTH! The next task was to install the ididit steering column, rewire the tail lights and gas tank/ sending unit & mount the windshield. I had a friend that works at the Jeep plant here in Toledo and he got me a brand new windshield! I was so excited that I sold my old crappy after market one and took the new one over to the platers and had them powder coat it gloss black. Got brand new glass for it and had the windshield installed and BAM! it was a smack in the face when I realized that I had a post 1975 windshield. I NEEDED a PRE 1975 windshield. Such a noobie mistake, I felt like a moron! The angle is WAY more different on a 76-86 windshield... The girls all sighed in recognition. I felt so deflated. But I had some cashew nuts backstage and cheered myself right up again.

^Do you think??? Tell me it's so! blackrain? HERE?

[Candice Swanepoel says:] I are not am bimbo. Mr. Razek said so. I'm telling Mr. Razek on you... *Hmph*

[Lily Aldridge says:] Boring? Well those people clearly weren't there when I bought my Jeep last year! I found my Jeep CJ in a little town by Conneaut Lake, PA. It was sitting in the front yard with a "For Sale" sign on the windshield. It had a fiberglass tub sitting on a 1978 CJ-5 frame with the AMC 304 V8 in it. One of the bolts for the Alternator was missing and was replaced with a pair of vice grips! The soft top was "brand new" according to the owner. He also told me it was registered as a '61 since he had the '55-'74 CJ-5 Fiberglass tub. I bought the Jeep, decided to move home to LA, a few months later, and ended up driving it home on Thanksgiving Day. 2000 miles! The best part of the trip? The tub was mounted to the frame using steel rails...NO BODY MOUNTS! Fiberglass mounted straight to steel...Needless to say, it was a rough trip. After I got home and drove her for the rest of the winter I knew I just HAD to get bigger tires! My dad's friend happened to have a set of 33X15X12.5 (the originals were 29X15X11.5). It is amazing how different a set of tires and rims will make a Jeep look... Man, Caleb loves to hear that story over and over again. Seriously, that Jeep is a piece of art now. Anybody who thinks I'm boring needs to come out to the garage and see all my auto restoration parts.

[Candice Swanepoel says:] LIKE OMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!!! You want to learn???? *Tee-hee* I can SOSOOOOO teach you!!! It'd be SOOOO much fun. We can have a beauty night, and parade about in our VS lingerie!!!! AWESOME!!!! Oooh, naughty boy - are you trying to look at me in my underwear???? You're SOOSOOOSO NAUGHTY!!!!!! *Giggle* UMMMMM - no airhead though. Naughty!!!!!!! And Mr. Razek said you're not allowed to call me a bimbo - he said it's rude and I musn't listen to you naughty boys!!!! Oopsie, I've dropped my Very Sexy™ panties - STOP LOOKING!!!! You're OSOOOO rude... *Giggle* Who said you I am clueless?????

^Do you think the 'gooks' got to Adam Sandler's dad in Korea or 'Nam (it was his production company)? Either way, he sure shows little in the way of cultural sensitivity to our East Asian cousins in this film... Here's a nice photo to cheer us up anyway:

This was some 'sneak peak' at the upcoming PINK/NFL expansion - all 32 teams - that was promo'd during yesterday's Superbowl: