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[Chanel Iman says:] Yo! Had to have a WORD with that Heidi a ways back - let her know Chanel was on her mother f@*king tail... Bitch better not let it get to that stage too, stick around too mother f^$king long... I mean, where Heidi at now? That's right - you 'aint seen her! Lima better know herself. As long as I got these fiiine abs then I be representing. You wanna call me a skinny bitch - then you'd best bring some mother f&^king back up. Remember I told you. Right now I be hanging wit Lindsay (or Erin - who damn knows?) here in f&^king NYC baby. I pimped out the PINK truck and we be rolling. Got some cool ass shit in there too. Catch us (and tell me the name of this blonde bitch 'fore I get stung... Shouting "Blondie" too many times, dig?) Damn ass blonde girls every where you look... Screw that shit!

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[Candice Swanepoel says:] That guy was TOTALLY perving on me!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just like putting my Victoria's Secret Bombshell™ Limited Edition Shimmer Lotion on my legs and he was SOOOOO looking down my top. NAUGHTY BOY!!!!! [Adriana Lima says:] ^I think you'll find that Mr Rodriguez was there to shoot some apposite sections for tomorrow's show, my dear. I can assure you he was strictly professional throughout the day... We were all informed before-hand. I do wish you'd pay attention at these meetings. [Candice Swanepoel says:] ...And he was like SOOOO flirting with me!!! HAWWWWTTTTTT!!!!! :drool: :drool: [Adriana Lima says:] My apologies everybody. Candice needs a small break...

[Chanel Iman says:] SHIZZ! You hear that Razek? You better hear that when you be making your 'Queen Of The mother f&$king Angel' crowns. Better be sitting on my head... S'all I'm saying...

I'm amazed at how regularly she manages to outcute herself... A promo for her Christmas 'single':

[Candice Swanepoel says:] HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! Thankx for asking me! I'm going to be relaxing in my Supermodels Essentials™ Fleece Pant and Slub V-Neck Tee, plus my super-comfy Incredible™ Bra!!!! :D Then I'm going to watch the BIIIGGGGGGG GAAAAAAMMMMMEEE!!!!! The Jets versus the Dodgers!!!!!!! I LOOOOOVVEEEE Thanksgiving Basketball!!!!! Hee-Hee. Are you trying to look up my skirt? You boys and girls are SSOOOOOOOO naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adriana Lima says:] Whilst I should hate to be perceived as 'blowing my own trumpet' I've been instructed to inform you that I am officially "The People's Angel" according to the company. Of course, I baulk at such titles, but VS does insist on telling you who to like - and who am I to question their integrity? I can assure you I'm blushing furiously as I type such accolades... Furthermore, I've been told that we are never to speak of Kylie Bisutti again. I would appreciate all your co-operation on this throughout the duration of this web-chat.

[Chanel Iman says:] Damn straight you want your mother f*&king answer from me. Them bitches all pushing it like that - but Miss Chanel Iman is the mother f^%king break-out star of this web-chat shit. Gonna get me my own mother f£@king Ask Chanel thread. That's what I'm talking about... Like Lima bitch got her own damn 'forum' - what's up with that? And ALE? Her too? What the f^%k that bitch do? She lucky she even in the damn show this year - bitch been sniffing around Europe like suddenly she Miss High Fashion... Who I want replaced? Damn straight it's that Rosie bitch. Turn up an hour before the show with her mother f*&king director and her mother f£@king robots - everybody gotta get out of her way like she Angelina now. Then, show over, gone. What? She need a word... Then, I'm a get in my gurl Darla Baker. Fo sho! You gotta problem with that? Yeah - I didn't think so...

[Adriana Lima says:] Well, I can't pass comment on the whereabouts of the other ladies at present. I did see Ms.Iman outside earlier, wielding what looked to be a baseball bat, passing some particularly choice expletives, and chasing after somebody or another. I dare say, after she's calmed down (she is rather a hot-head), she will be back to answer anon... Of course I'm honoured to be working for such a prestigious company, but if there was one thing then it's this insistence the management have that I emote more with my face. As I may have mentioned before, I suffered as a child with facial tics - and it has been a long and arduous journey to shake what could have been detrimental to my burgeoning career as a model. By and large I have managed to keep them under control - but VS want me to have them at my disposal. I tell you, dear Layla90, it is a fine and difficult line to tread between what they consider my signature trait and lapsing into parody. I'm ever mindful that some might find them vulgar, or at least comedic - but I do hope you all register my plight?

[Adriana Lima says:] Oh my! Well I never... Of course, one hears all sorts of tales of how I'm held in sort of divinity amongst a small group of people. It does trouble me, that such things go on - and I do worry for them - for I'm but a simple mother first, a home-maker second, and thirdly a model. The Rt.Hon Ed Razek did once suggest nailing me to a cross for the opening of one particularly contentious segment of the VSFS. But I'm rather glad that such a preposterous idea was vetoed. As I've said to him before, these people who hold me in such lofty esteem shouldn't be encouraged so - but nurtured instead. I, humble Adriana from the backwaters of Brasil, feted as a deity? It's simply ludicrous, not to mention sacrilegious.

^still hungry? [Doutzen Kroes says:] DOUTZEN HAPPY: DOUTZEN VERY HAPPY:

[Chanel Iman says:] Yo, Pretty. Props for the heads up gurl. Respect. You need something? Somebody smoked? Some mother f%$ker needin' a WORD? Dig? Hell, holla gurl... And you? Yo, you, MoFo... One question you gotta ask: Are you in my grill? I SAID ARE YOU IN MY GRILL??? Yeah, you better f*@king run. Some ho on that Twitter shit pretending to be Chanel. Bitch got f$£king smoked. Where she at now? Nowheres breathing - that's fo sho. Don't even matter if you got abs - you going down if you in MY grill! Hell, you be waltzin' in here like you mother f%*king Rosie La De F&$king Da Whiteley - come in here for the day with your damn robots and get in my ways. Be all "Look at me - I in a film... Better respect me". Who the hell she think she is? Stuck up British bitch. You want some of this attention? Yeah? Better think hard. Maybe you do - then, maybe you finds yourself on the mother f^%king kerb... Remember I told you. Listen!

At the G*Star 2010 exhibition... (<Again!)

A little 'cosplay', gah! From the G*Star 2010 exhibition:

^Well I can't speak for everyone my dear LMS - but she's as pretty as a button and twice as cute there anyways... And why didn't we get to see these pictures(?): Found this on Flickr (taken by zalpz) from a display in the soho VS PINK store. Saw the video (from about 4 months ago), obviously - but would have liked to have seen more stills from that session...

^If you must insist on another t-shirt... I'll just chuck it on the pile with the last one: Really, all this self-promotion? Have you no shame?!! That said - YES. Tribute post!!! :dance: (No sea men)

^It's interesting you should say that as it appears you're not alone. I've noticed that this thread has had 20,000 hits in the last 2 weeks. It got about 10,000 in the six months prior... Oh, the awesome power of the VSFS!!! (Or maybe that's what dressing up as a football does for one?) (Not that it didn't work for me... )

Yes to the first one and well, Alanis is cheating since its bound to eventually and more often than not be right . ^Hooray! Do my points from that last round (oh so many moons ago) get carried over too? Surely I'm due a nickel-plated "I Capt Snow", or "No.#1 greeneyed_lady Fan" badge from the Bellazon vaults??? They can't be selling many of those now, can they? Or maybe a pack of sea-monkeys: Or, I'll take one of those dates... Sounds a fine way to spend a diverting few hours at the very least.

Saw this Berno, and thought of you... (whatishottoday.tumblr.com)

Number 1 is surely Prettyphile? And as for 2 and 3 (since I'm too late for the last two... ), well, I'm still convinced that they're both Alanis Morissette!!! And 3 for the lady - though that's not quite as interesting...

maybe she meant full nudes.. maybe topless is okay ^I don't know about that, but I've seen topless (modelling) shots of her before... I didn't realise they'd be quite so controversial here!

Aside from suddenly acquiring blue eyes ( ?) this is a beaut:

^You're welcome! ^I can only presume, as they weren't amongst the other shots... If I knew I would have said.

COMING SOON - WE'RE BACK: Tuesday, November 30 · 9:00pm - 9:30pm... Or something. Pre-Show Chat with the "Angels" – Live on The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread What’s it like to walk with 7” heels and wings? What was your favourite outfit? Do you get nervous? What was your most embarrassing moment on the runway—and what was your favourite? What the hell is that guy from CSI:Miami doing back there? (Uh-Oh - "comedy" skit approaching... ) Bring your burning fashion show questions to our live chat, as Supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Chanel Iman (and probably some others) answer your questions from the VS Fashion Show viewing party in NYC.

+ a couple of topless shots from Matt Jones! Nudity warning, naturally, but who are we kidding?!!