TheBaronOfFratton

^I must say it's very nice here on this thread - I think I shall come again!

UPDATE - Adriana (pbuh) WILL open the show from her 'QUEEN OF ALL ANGELS EVER' throne, being fanned by Ed Razek, and with Monica feeding her grapes. - Then she'll open the show PROPER in possibly the best outfit EVER in the "Tough Adriana" theme. All other models will be dressed as Adriana (pbuh) - There are six themes - Themes are "Tough Adriana", "Game on, Adriana", "Country Adriana", "Heavenly Adriana's Body", "Transformers", and they end with shitty PINK - Candice will open the "Country Adriana" segment, dressed as Adriana (pbuh) - Erin opens "Game On, Adriana", dressed as Lindsay Ellingson, dressed as Adriana (pbuh) - Rosie opens "Transformers" dressed as Optimus Prime. - Adriana (pbuh) WILL introduce a special "Angels We Have Lost" segment with a moving black and white montage of "Angels" who are no longer with the brand in all their glory, with a special emphasis on Heidi, set to a moving musical score of Everybody Hurts sung by Seal. At present editors still trying to find any moment of glory with Selita. They may be some time... - Adriana (pbuh) WILL introduce a hilarious blooper reel of models falling over - mostly consisting of Jessica Stam - with her unique commentary that if you can't understand then you must be a HATER. Will make sure that everyone laughs at KK's misfortunes again, and there will be a pre-arranged moment where the audience can all point at her and laugh again. - Adriana (pbuh) WILL sing with Katy Perry - and probably Seal because he just won't take the hint. - Adriana (pbuh) WILL sing with Akon, and Rosie, dressed as Megatron (Not that VS is banking on the film success - it's entirely coincidental) - The last theme will be PINK where Ed will release the hideous, wonky, baby-women upon an unsuspecting audience. The outfits look AMAZING!!! My fav ones are basically all of the ones Adriana (pbuh) is in.

Right! Thanks Baron ^Right: (Y)

With Aurelia Gliwski, for VS: (Right?)

^Nice to see them still sharing their thoughts on here... We are honoured! So - what do we think? The fittings pictures are in, and we're getting our first glances of some of this years Hallowe'en costumes sexy outfits. Here's a breakdown for those of you who seek all your VS news here: Yeah, 'cos this look is in no way hackneyed. Sunshine, funshine! This doesn't reek of special needs at all, does it? Don't cry Erin, you're only the 'fit model'. You might not actually have to wear it come the show... Harp-wings? Clever. The amazing Izabel Goulart's 'Cher Tribute Act'. Please file this under Jessica Stam!

^Pah - old hat VS. Been done before...

Hey, I've found an appropriate t-shirt for next wednesday night. I bought a load in bulk, so we can all wear one! I mean, the models get their VSFS robes don't they? Let's join in the fun... Perhaps then we can rest easy in the knowledge that one another gets that we prefer x over y - and simply picture them in their own t-shirt nodding along sagely in understanding - rather than every third post needing to spout our own prejudices?

You and Baron make my long posts worthwhile . ^Hey - I missed me some credit!!! :hell yea!: Once more I've been press-ganged into voting. Dirty Whitney cornered me in a shoot-out, and we exchanged a bit of gunfire - naturally I lost count of the bullets - and she had me bang to rights there: "Ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did she fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" 'To tell you the truth' too, I wasn't. But she let me off as long as I'd vote... Round 22: 3, I see what people are saying - but I still find it kind of sexy Round 23: 2, nice top - not so nice bottom Round 24: 2, meh...

What's with all the Lily bashing about over here and tFS? I kind of get the feeling that just because she's hilarious on the catwalk, has a unique walk, and has a drop-dead gorgeous rock-star boyfriend that people just don't warm to her??? God, they'll all proably want somebody like, I don't know - Anja - instead...

^I think she looks phenomenal in that video! MERRY CHRISTMAS, anyway! It's a tad early - but this deserves it's immediate posting:

Turning up today for her VSFS fittings: (source: gossipcenter.com)

^HATERS!!! But - wow - look at that momentum...

^ ^Fantastic! As you can see, I've already pledged my support. Come on Ed, you know it make sense. She's our "Queen of hearts".

However, I must tend to more pressing concerns... BRING BACK BISUTTI! Only 9 days to go - and yet we've had no word about "The People's Angel" Kylie Bisutti!?!? Where can she be? Last week the profiles on VSAllAccess were updated yet she's been criminally overlooked yet again. And for what? Lily Aldridge? Who voted for her? Not me. We didn't have the chance, did we? If so we'd have all voted for Adriana (naturally) and then we would have voted for Kylie. Because she's blonde and has massive tits. Ah yes, we - the general public - we know a model when we see one. And boy were we right. Kylie had all the things us fashion-savvy, designer-label name-droppers and runway cognoscenti want and need in a model. She was blonde. And she had massive tits. And yet where is she now? Maybe she's already a shoe-in like Adriana (maybe Ale, but mostly Adriana) and will delight us by taking over the whole show again, doing links, gurning, pointing, winking, and blowing fabulous kisses like she did last year quite spectacularly (badly)? You know when you blow a kiss? You put your lips together, put your hand up to your mouth, and open your mouth whilst pulling your hand away towards the intended receiver of your kiss. You then close your mouth. YOU THEN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH KYLIE. It's all we wanted. Screw models. I want Katy Perry doing everything on the show. And I want Kylie. She's blonde and has massive tits. Katy Perry has big tits too, but she's not blonde - and they're probably not quite so massive as a result. These are the most impressive cannonballs since Gettysburg. And we voted for them . Give us what we want. But - there is hope. Kylie twittered that she attended two castings on Oct 30th!!! That's TWO. God knows what the other one could have been for, but surely one was VS? Maybe there was one for each breast? I'm rambling. Either way there is hope... So, the campaign starts here - with all the momentum that will conjure up! BRING BACK BISUTTI! They're already shouting it on the streets of New York. Possibly... *simper*

^Touché! I now see, sir, that you are a scholar of the game... Hand on hip BUT in black? How fiendish!

+ New November wallpaper:

^Yeah, what's up with that? Erin, Chanel and (naturally!) Candice can stride both camps comfortably without any il-effects to either them or the general public... Just to counteract the skeleton-bride stuff, 1 new VS (maybe 'grown up' - but not underwear):

^Yes, I'm with Pretty on this one - Heidi it is... You're not fooling me. Honestly, Siemgi, it's not like I haven't played 'ERIN OR LINDSAY?' before!!! (jaja - and that 'Cynical Brit' doesn't do me full justice, Pretty!)

+ Special glasses-cuteness bonus:

Now this looks like a very nice way to spend a lazy day... Adorable:

^Nice. Where's she been hiding? (You didn't take her away with you Hime, did you?!! )

^+ they're selling a 2011 Yukōrin calendar online. These are new (to me anyway) pictures - so at least we know she's still with us!

^You're welcome! Now, put all your new-found knowledge to devastating use people - as we play: ERIN OR LINDSAY? LEVEL 1: EASY ERIN? OR LINDSAY? LEVEL 2: MEDIUM ERIN? OR LINDSAY? LEVEL 3: HARD ERIN? OR LINDSAY? It's the game that's gripped the world...