TheBaronOfFratton

ERIN OR LINDSAY: AN IDIOT'S GUIDE Lately there's been some confusion concerning which of the crapper two blondes is which. Neither is Candice though - so who the fuck cares? Well, this thread likes to help - so here's a quick-and-easy(-and-spurious) guide to show you: Exhibit A: Loungewear Here it's very easy: Erin's in black - you'll not find Lindsay in black. Apparently it makes her vomit. She's also got her hands in her pockets - that's something Lindsay would just never do to. Lindsay likes to rest her hand on her hip - which she displays to devastating effect here. Exhibit B: Lingerie So, first thing: Lindsay is executing her trademark hip/hand action - which should show you she's definitely in the pink. But, you can also combine this knowledge with Erin's patented head-cradle move - if you needed any further proof that she's in the indigo... Exhibit C: Sportswear With all you've learned this must be piss-easy now, no? Classic 'hip/hand' AND 'head-cradle' actions. Erin in blue, Lindsay in whatever the hell you call that colour? Mauve??? Or was one of those pictures Katsia? Can't really tell... Bollocks.

^Obliged, nice. (Y) And nice with the Fratelli Rossetti, Fashion's Night Out pictures, cecileett!From Bonae L'Amour's blog - taken during NYFW:

^It's truly the BZ Christmas isn't it? GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!

^I'm with you (on that particular point anyways) li'l v... I don't see any particular resemblance with the pair of them at all. I happen to err more towards Erin though in attractiveness. But then I do like freckles!

From the Fratelli Rossetti Facebook page, more Behati photography:

Looks like today was one of those "Cohati" days - don't know what the shoot was for though..? (Via Coco Rocha's twitter)

^They'd also end up with 8 if they then got rid of Adriana. We'd have one less member if they got rid of you. And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle... This isn't wish fulfilment or What If? scenarios - there's (currently) no evidence to suggest Behati's position is in question as she's been in all the press releases for the show.

^Ah yes, my apologies! Do you reckon you can .gif that up into an exxxtra long pensive look, just the better to drink it up? ^I think that must be from the Anna Sui show??? At least it's not a shoot I'm aware of - unless vanessaaa can tell us any more?

^Always wish there was still more though! At long last, a new appearance - the KISNON 2010 trade event:

It's fleeting, sure (a mighty 3 seconds from 2:26) - but she's wearing her Chanel number from PFW and looking pensively sublime...

^EVEN more.

Super cute - at NIKON Digital Live:

+ Finally something more from her Hercules editorial, by Mariano Vivanco:

From fashiontoast.com - taken during NYFW:

^Me too - I mean, people forget that traders need access to... DI-XONS!

Obviously it's VS silly season - so these things are dripping out piecemeal. All thrillers though, no fillers:

Now, you'd best be true to your school:

WOMAN RETURNS FROM MATERNITY LEAVE Today, in an unprecedented move, a woman returning from maternity leave - who gave birth a year ago - managed to stand up AND show she still had breasts. In an obscenely-priced bra. The woman also managed to say her name (although some people didn't think she said it properly), pull some hilarious/massively sexy faces, and divide opinion in a flurry of $2 million's worth of bling. A stupid onlooker said: "It was like the second-coming of Christ. I didn't know women who had kids could ever stand up again, let alone put on a obscenely-priced bra. I'm at a loss as to which is the more important occasion... Hmmm? Jesus Christ rolling away the stone OR this woman (who gave birth a year ago, lest we forget) managing to stand up AND wear an obscenely-priced bra..? No, I've got it. It's standing up - after having a baby a year ago - AND wearing an obscenely-priced bra!" Later, everybody who loves women who can stand up AND wear obscenely-priced bras clashed with everybody else. And that other lot were probably accused of being haters...

^Maybe you'd be lucky and she knows CPR... There's always a few waifs and strays when VS updates it's site. Anyway - booty!

^I assure you that it wasn't meant as a trick. And lord only knows what all those histrionics are about in any given Meatloaf song anyway?!! :| Rather it was a just a cheeky little question... Encantado, nonetheless.

Far be it for me to post something 'un-spurious' about all this for once(!), but I thought you might be interested in these new things from the VS browser:

Hell yes, VS:

Then, for that, you have my sincere apology... And as for knowing the Meatloaf song - 10 points - You've passed!!! Hmmm, still didn't answer it though... (+ Glad you appreciate my 'Totally Spurious' thread.)

I haven't crossed paths with you - but I wouldn't want that to stand in our way... Don't you agree? So, my question: 'On a hot summer night. Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?'

I think, if you're going to take it that way, Doutzen would probably wipe the floor with all of the current girls. I reckon only the great Tyra herself could stand in her way of a Battle Royale-style smackdown! As for this bout though, I think my money's on Alessandra. Sure, Adriana's buffer - but Ale's got that steely look in her eyes these days... She wants it. She's a 'lean, mean, fighting-machine' with added guile and determination.