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Lais in 'Hair & Makeup':

WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? No one's been here since I've been gone..? And she's gone and had these lovely showcards done and everything...

I hope to find all you 'freaks' well?

SCARY mannequins...

I must say, it's very humbling to be away for a month and have absolutely nobody miss you here... !!!

Bless you, Joe - finally another contributor! Alas, I can't keep this up. I'm away now. Taking my broken superhero dreams along with me... (cue downbeat Incredible Hulk closing credits theme!)

From Nike+:

This is from a recent editorial in German Elle. I think it might have been posted before? There is certainly a post (by GirlAfraid) that is from the magazine with roughly the correct time frame - but it no longer has any images that I can see. My apologies if everyone else can see it, and that it is the same ed. But, well, it's over 5 pages ago - what are you going to do?!?

Maybe camouflage is the way then - if the skin 'aint too good?!?! (The first one has been posted before, but this is bigger - I think the second is new to here):

I know, I know - and you're quite right. But I'm torn between accepting the reality of such things and simply basking in such fantasies! We all know nobody's perfect... But, well, whatever. Either way, I thank you again for your excellent UHQ's and look forward to the next batch. Intently. :brows:

*SIGH* Hasta Proxima...

Continued...

You're always welcome, mi amiga. These are all backstage/beauty shots from the 2007 Sao Paulo Fashion Week(s):

Pervert.

He's shouting: "DUUUDE" and is drinking Lite beer and is desperate to be your friend because he's at a party where the woman behind him didn't bother to dress up and the room is empty except for exercise equipment and everyone else is looking at a blank wall.

KRYPTONITE! NOW!!!

It is always slightly uncomfortable when somebody farts in a confined space.

The Sunday Times 'Style' Magazine(UK):

Thought that you might like this: 1,800 YEAR-OLD RELIC OF ELVIS PRESLEY (SOURCE: London Metro)Tuesday, July 22, 2008 The KING is back, long live the KING Those with suspicious minds may scoff – but this 1,800-year-old relic is the spitting image of Elvis Presley. Complete with quiff and strong jaw, the likeness to the singer in his Las Vegas years is uncanny. It has been verified by experts, who say it is a decoration found on the corners of a Roman coffin. 'Fans seeing this face from the distant past will be forgiven for thinking that their idol may well have lived a previous life in Rome,' said a spokesman for Bonhams, which is auctioning the item in October. This Elvis probably dates back to about 200 AD – about 1,750 years before the birth of rock'n'roll.

It's a lot smaller than you'd expect, and very much of its time(!), but if you like Elvis it takes on an almost spiritual aura!!! My mother is visiting in November - I reminded her that there is a very good gift-shop across the road.

Elle (Brasil) Jan 2007, evidently a busy month for Lais, she had another editorial in Vogue that month too (posted on page 10):

A standard mythical-hybrid sartorial conundrum:

These are getting increasingly hard to come by...