TheBaronOfFratton

Somewhere, on 'Planet Of The Dogs', he's got you dressed up in spandex and is swinging you about in the air on your leash.

So, you found some friends... Congratulations - you ALL look stupid

How things could have panned out...

PART 2.

Photo-shoot for Spezzato - by Jacques Dequeker PART 1. ]

More PINK stuff:

I don't even know where to begin with this bunch of fools... Who's the worst offender? The 'too-cool-for-school' Wolverine wannabe? Starfish girl? What the hell is that about? These hangers-on with bits of material tied around them suggesting - well - something? Effort, please! The guy crouching with the headband and shades? Sorry mate, this is the 'half-arsed superhero' party - the '80's idiot' party is across the road. Have to love the man in blue paint though: "I'm going as Nightcrawler and I'll show 'em all!" No, it has to be the girl on the end in the blue wig. WHO IS SHE??? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

"Sure... I used to mix it up with the Sandman, Mysterio, Doc Ock... All them guys. I was a real player on the scene... Of course, that was a while back now... You know? Before the water retention, and the bad knees... Still got it though, baby... Still got it."

"Holy lack-of-commitment Batman..."

Why don't you just use your heat-vision? Idiot.

This stuff is like cat-nip for fan-boys...

"Yeah, it's all laughs now. But as soon as your back is turned I'm going to shit on the carpet..."

What are you - 9?

They're for an Australian fashion brand named Sportsgirl. Thank you, PeachMuffins - I'm guessing they're pretty old now?

IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NAH! IT'S JUST THIS FOOL... This is simple thread for photos of people for whom Lycra is not such a great look. Photos of people who are a little... underwhelming when it comes to looking 'Heroic'. Characters that weren't quite 'design classics'. Please post and enjoy... WOO-HOO - If you have kids, they're screwed...

It seems that Ms. Ambrosio is relentless... She appears to be after an attaché case. What secrets lie within? Aboard her yacht, she seeks out B&O Railroad's fortified island armed - as ever- with her trusty harpoon: Boarding her jet-ski, she stealthily travels to the docks - where she navigates her way via the underground tunnels: Obtaining the objective - she runs away from Railroad's enforcers to her waiting chopper: Mission complete, case secured. We salute you, Ale:

This isn't new (it's an extra from an old editorial posted by simply the best), but it's new here. And it's lip-lickin' good! Plus, this thread needed a bump anyway:

I found these GREAT out-takes from a previous photoshoot I posted on here. They are by Jacques Dequeker, and they are beautiful...

Nice to see this thread so healthy! Thank you for all the contributions alisa, sweetspice, and my mate CarMELita. DEBBIE DOES DANIELA (Federici - photographer)!!! Age shall not wither her..!

I've been baking all day, again: Don't fret - there's enough for everyone...

Photography by Racquel Olivo:

What is this, some sort of vendetta? You two want to kick me on the ground here, now you've pushed me over!!! But the pictures are lovely nonetheless... Thank you! And great VS pictures too, Hime and Tori.

You mean they didn't want to entertain Behati? PAH! I shall send back my University of New Mexico scarf and tie-pin in disgust...