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Thank you, el jefe! I couldn't find her anywhere during the Brasilian Fashion Weeks. Does anyone know if she walked? She was all over it last time around...

...And a cute candid:

Appreciate your company Limey... 10,000 in 7 months 'aint healthy though!

RAZEK: MILLER HAS MY DOG! Once more, there's been a lot of speculation and misinformation about the current "Angel" status of Marisa Miller. Of course this hasn't stopped people telling us what's going on without actually knowing... But I come to you with a plea from VS Head-Honcho himself, Ed Razek: "Please stop saying Marisa's not an "Angel" anymore. She has my Fou-Fou and says she'll kill her if this talk carries on!!!" (Razek with his PINK dog, Fou-Fou, bizarrely appearing from the side of his head last week) Fou-Fou, a pedigree PINK terrier, was snatched by the evil Miller sometime Tuesday morning whilst Razek was applying his hair high-lights. "I'd discussed the possibility of Marisa leaving the "Angels" the night before over the telephone." He said, during his tanning session, "The problem is that she's ALWAYS off surfing and simply can't be bothered to attend photo-shoots and public appearances. When I finally came out of the bathroom on Tuesday I noticed Fou-Fou had gone and I immediately phoned the police - after I'd left the high-lights in for the requisite 45 minutes and then washed them out." However, after a sweep of Razek's property, the dog - nicknamed Foufy - was nowhere to be found. "Yesterday was when I received the first photo." Razek continued, "And that's when I knew it was all about this whole "Angel" thing." (Miller posing quite unnecessarily provocatively with Fou-Fou in her evil fortress) "Oh yeah, that was Marisa alright. And my dog! She'd scrawled a note regarding the media coverage about her status: How it was my fault she was being made to look a fool. I called her to say it wasn't me, I hadn't leaked the story, that this was just early talks... But, well, she wasn't in - she was off surfing." But things took a further sinister turn this morning. As another photo arrived, along with a stark warning: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY "ANGEL" STATUS OR THE DOG GETS IT: (Fou-Fou, threatened with gun in unfeasibly small hand) As per Razek's request, we implore you all to stop talking about this - at least until something official is actually said. We don't want that dog's blood on our hands. We did try to contact Miller about the facts - but she was out surfing.

^ Hats off to you, Knighty-Knight - a top scoop there! Yeah, let's se how those NFL types cope with having their precious show taken away from them...

The Eiffel Tower is romping away with this...

^Nice! Promoting that Suntory drink - and looking quite lovely...

^Ja Ja! I came here to post this - but obviously it had already been found... Have got say I love both those new covers (thank you OlgaMaria). Magdalena really does have cheekbones from heaven.

^Joe, if you feel that you've got a story there - then I wholeheartedly implore you to post it!I suspect you might be onto something - with some sort of genetic splicing to create a perfectly bland and inoffensive US blonde girl-next-door type. Erin Lindsayton could well be this 'Frankensteinian' result...

Young Gangan No.03, Feb '10 <Well me - and this magazine - like her anyway... :

And just as much in the studio too:

^ Trade Show Cute:

^Mr U.K. - you're my kind of peoples!!!

^Pshaw! No love for Mystic Pizza? Don't tell me you're all still sore from it's unexpected triumph over Candice's Panties??? Even after pheno's continued insistence on another recount... Nice block move on the Eiffel Tower too people, currently taking out the That 'Evil Monkey' From Family Guy odds-on favourite!

^You could. But you know, as well as I do, that Hailstones absolutely kicked Dwight's backside in that last round. You've got to let it go mbinebri - Hailstones dealt your boy one hell of a beating...

Adriana - It's a little Vivienne Westwood/Malcolm McClaren. If she'd scrawled "I Hate" above the "Victoria's Secret" (you know, just above that nipple, maybe in blood!) that thing would be a design classic now... Caroline - (The rest of these are rum lot, aren't they?) What are those things, crystals? Looks like some blotchy skin problem. Gisele - Still not feeling the mermaid cosplay. Heidi - I know the wings aren't part of this but, boy, did they ever over-egg that whole "Angel" skit this year.

^Maybe top two have a grand standing finale face-off?Bless you for entering into the spirit Michael*!!! (Y)

That 'Evil Monkey' Off Of Family Guy: Pros: Quick visual gag. Monkey often wears clothes. Cons: Past sell-by date?

Mystic Pizza: Pros: Available on DVD. Stars Lili Taylor. Cons: Makes me want some pizza.

Hailstones: Pros: Awesome sign of God's destructive power. Smashes car windscreens. Cons: Could smash your car windscreen. Hurts.

Alessandra Ambrosio: Pros: Very pretty. Good in swimwear. Cons: Short legs. Apparently not good at opening VS shows

A Pint Of Lager: Pros: Pint sized. Thirst quenching. Cons: Gassy. "Pint" not acceptable unit of measurement on Mainland Europe.

The Eiffel Tower: Pros: Biggest. Easily recognizable. Cons: In France. Heavy.

Purists may argue that this isn't really a Babe Poll... But, there are babes in it., AND it's the question EVERYONE is asking. Which one is the best? Let's settle this forever. I'm tired of all the aggravation and heated debates. I'm tired of seeing the blood on the streets. How many more lives will be ruined before we conclude this? HOW MANY MORE MUST DIE???

Don't get drunk? Hmmm, maybe I'll give this thread a miss then! Congratulations, of course...