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Was that a Klingon Bird Of Prey before, Pretty? Idiots - you'd think they'd have utilised a cloaking device... Rosie - After a bracing days hunting in the glen, as I imbibed a single malt by the roaring hearth; milady parted her hunting jacket and allowed my eyes to feast on such lacy treasures within. Maryna - This clunking Mad Max/chandelier hybrid looked incredibly cumbersome as the poor dear struggled to haul it down the catwalk. Not a fan, but it looked better than the next two. Shannan - Talking of post-apocalyptic get-ups, that jacket was another stiff number to parade. Would have been OK, if not for those Kryptonite shards with messages from Kal-El's various family members. Izabel - I said it on the night, and I'll say it again: HAWKMEN! DIIIIIIVE!!! Looks like my work here might be done. Nice to see all this commentary now.

^Cheers, WC!

Vogue(España), February '10. Photographer Michelle Ferrara:

^Yeah, one of them was me! But I'm sticking by her... Maybe it's not 'usually seen as sexy', but I'd rather her than the muscular torsos of Doutzen or Marisa. Each to their own, Stamoholic, no?

^Yes - you're both right! I just watched the original Italian film: L'Ultimo Bacio - which was well worth seeing for the quite divine Martina Stella alone... (Y)

And a Care Bear especially for Pretty:

Rosie - Seamed stockings, tulle, and little black bows..? (Y) I'm trying to extricate Rosie from the equation () - but this still comes up trumps... Miranda - 'Plaid, butterflies, hooker boots and that carebear stare' <Yeah - that was quite a night wasn't it? Alessandra - Kind of blighted because it seems odd on Alessandra (who's body looks akin to a thoroughbred horse in these pictures ). Weirdly short gloves; and perhaps a better application of fake tan next time around? Ana - I really don't like those Cronos navel pieces; and it's been magnified Witchblade style.

^Kind of looks "added in" after, no?

^No!

^Well, an admission to that would kind of give the game away wouldn't it?

^Scrummy! Nozomi is promoting the new FujiFilm camera. There was a launch (photos of which, I'm sure, will be forthcoming) - but for now here's an ad:

^Oh Hime, much as it pains me to say - but these are reposts. I posted this WPB a couple of pages ago...But I'm SO glad to see your PB posting persona back in such rigorous form!!!

^No to both! I do hope you all haven't been on tenterhooks these past few days?!! ??

^Cheers, Michael*. OK then: ?

^Ugh, him again...

I don't know what this is all about and - after 0:11 - I frankly don't care!

^Never seen some of those shots before Opaline, love the blue dress ( (Y) ), thank you...

Somebody somewhere signed off on this and thought: Yes, this advert perfectly reflects our brand...

And Yowzah+!

Yowzah!

^Is that Slumdog Millionaire?

Sessilee - A beacon of hope in an uncertain future... Alessandra - Solely for the pink latex thigh-highs. It's just a shame that on her short legs they look a bit more like waders. Heidi - Matronly. Yes, I KNOW she's just had a baby. As if anybody watching the show wasn't bludgeoned over the head with that startling fact. Caroline - 'Nuff said!

Regarding 'My mummy says it's my special flower...': ^Hey, I was with you on those pants way back when... Is it some sort of VS pun? I'm not sure about crediting them with any sense of humour - otherwise the whole show, in recent years, would appear to be a quite massive piss-take!

It's as if this editorial was just waiting for your return, Hime! CUT magazine, Feb '10:

^ Hime's back!!! In celebration, Young Jump No.09, Feb '10: