Laetitia Casta

[an Alien]

Winged Laetitia

In its first post after the Lampro's swing, the Alien used for the very first time the smiley

announcing the winged Laetitia by Erik Halley with the blue sea in background.

I hope your theory is correct Mr

[frenchkiki]

she was wearing the most hideous cape ever.

[Rob S]

Well it was worth the wait.....I hope Laetitia didn't attempt to fly too close to the sun with her cape!!

[Rob S]

Lampro, the Laetitia's heart swings.

[rxman]

Is it me or in this pics she seems to have a little more meat on her bones than she used to?

[Max]

Some HQ of Laetitiaon the red carpet

[frenchkiki]

Is it me or in this pics she seems to have a little more meat on her bones than she used to?

[Ewciolina]

[Rob S]

A few more pics

[Rob S]

And some more!!

[an Alien]

After the Kiki's short answer with chosen words, the Alien needed a pause.

It is time for the confirmed or rookie weirdos to speak:

• Let us ignore the physical comment of a new comer quoted by ... Kiki. :baronlamesign:
  
  
• About the :x
  green weirdo
  :x, he forgets his preferred obsession: (wet) "portrait" even if the weather was not
  rainy
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Yes, you CAN talk about the emotions that Laetitia gave but not about the centimeters or other units.

There is one exception: the number of centimeters of her golden heels.

The Alien's pause could last a lot of weeks as in DH waiting for some miracles.

Fortunately Rob, your funny post decided the Alien to come back quicker than scheduled. For others, it is a private joke by Rob when the Alien's Waffleland was too close to the hot sun of :morning: legal people... :morning:.

The myth of Icarus

I hope Laetitia didn't attempt to fly too close to the sun with her cape!!

[an Alien]

Enjoy the Laetitia's cinema thanks to Kiki

Kiki does not like all Laetitia's movies since more than one decade. In the beginning the Alien believed that it was a joke since its fight in Wikipedia was to move her quality of "actress" before "model" until indirectly in the BNF library.

Kiki is not obliged to like the only

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's movie until now that was in the Cannes official selection. But she did not present it like that. She wrote in her forum her very first review of movie ... two weeks after the broadcast on TV just as gift for the

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From this date, strangely enough, an Alien deserted her forum because the

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movies but one must explain the reasons in more than one line except if one wants to break the motivation, the momentum of the reopening of a forum.

Probably the simplest action is to avoid writing such a review of movie if one does not have time to explain the reasons such as the Wikipedian weirdo who wrote in the comments, after the article of the newspaper

Le Parisien

, less than four words without explanation about another

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's movie. Everybody cannot be journalist of cinema.

A film in the Cannes official selection cannot be "bad" because it is one of 20 best movies of its year. There are a hundred of movies having the quality to be selected but they are not.

Kiki did not write that she does not like it. She wrote shortly that it was "bad" after watching it on the small screen of the TV. She did not even buy her movie ticket to support

a priori

the movie on large screen. She did not even review the

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Why do you want to daily search and write during one hour or more exclusive news if on can write a "bad" review in 10 seconds on less than two lines?

Keeping her "bad" feeling for herself, with a little effort, it was not so complex for Kiki to write in less than a half line here in BZ or elsewhere -- even if the movie had already begun -- the tremendous announcement:

"Tonight, Face on Arte!"

Too late, Kiki. There was no repeat.

[an Alien]

A weirdo is "born", Yoda said

There is a joke in the title since Yoda often inverts the words in his sentence.

Quite characteristic in the answer #20898 of

the new "born" weirdo

who posted only one link without any comment (less than one half line). The weirdo did not find the link in twitter (otherwise the URL would indicate the twitter source). This link is a re-post --of course without credits-- of the link supplied by the Alien two posts above in #20896 (published by the Alien several hours before the weirdo) under the hyperlink

Citizenside

. It presents some pics at the arrival of the Nice airport (of course no children but the pen of a fan asking for an autograph). This re-post

on purpose

without credits just after the Alien's post does not make him weirdo but this confirms the obvious trend of the weirdo.

Recently this weirdo posted a link to an article found in the trashcans of the internet with pap pics (children, etc.). Again no comment. Very amused by his tsunami, the weirdo waited for the reactions about the electrical shock he gave. :trout:

Finally the weirdo explained: "

I know. It's

shameful

" but he thought that he is not responsible: "

Don't judge me

", he wrote. He judged himself as the teacher in

I as in Icarus

(Milgram's Experiment 18) demonstrating that the weirdo has a brain like the chief editor of the gossip magazine who chose to publish the pap pics. The weirdo did not shoot the pap pics. He did not write the pap article. He "just" shared them for his new friends the weirdos.

There is a submission of the weirdo to the obedience of the gossip press at gutter level.

However the weirdo's motivation differs from the one of the chief editor of the tabloid.

The reason of his post was "just" that

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couldn't be in Cannes for the Festival

since she was in an island very close to Nice airport, three (3) weeks ago.

Don't expect from a weirdo any reference to the King of Ondins able to accelerate the time.

The weirdo did not think to remove his gossip link in very high priority.

Finally an admin removed physically his entire post

shifting all the remaining posts putting the Kiki's obsolete answer in first position.

Stella's white flag

Some weeks ago, at least Stella removed a smiling but pap pic (without kids) from L.A. and if the Alien invested time to react, it was because there was a hope that she could remove the pic by herself even if the Alien did not ask her directly. However this required a lot of energy and the Alien disappeared from the forum several days until Rob found a joke about the :x green weirdo :x ©.

There was absolutely no hope with the new "born" weirdo who perfectly knew what he was doing according to the choice of the date near to the closing ceremony in Cannes. When a

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private life, compare or make inappropriate physical comments or porn photomontages.

The Dot cause to fight the weirdos

Despite a PM, Kiki did not think to apply the Dot cause for her answer --now orphan-- that will be recorded by the search engines: paps are never "embarrassed" or they change of dirty job.

The Dot cause allows ignoring the weirdo replacing the body of the Kiki's post with "." that is to say a dot or period or any waffles without relationship with the weirdo's post already deleted.

Alternatively you can ask an admin to remove physically your post.

Kiki, Single_Lady and others, it is never too late to do well.

If ever you care about this, what would think Laetitia if she asks her team to analyze this thread?

[an Alien]

It's time to FACE...

Fortunately there are also the real fans such as Lampro, Stella, Rob and Ewciolina!

Ewciolina joined the party with the short movie "Flying Laetitia, it's time to FACE...",

the ultimate joke that Kiki as the author of film review would appreciate.

Stella did not forget to thank Lampro before her fantastic news with smileys that encourage the positive participation. It is not easy to search a transition between posts.

The Alien not only adores the pics found by Rob but also the positive comment in particular "cape" written in gold.

In order that the forum is alive, the goal is that people react positively with fun or

sensual

mood quoting at least a small extract of the best words (never quote the full post) of one of previous post.

Laetitia did not / will not attend every Cannes Festival.

Kiki, for an actress, having a film selected at Cannes is exceptional and extremely rare:

• Only one movie (Face) in more than one decade.
  
• The Island was selected at the Quinzaine des Réalisateurs but not in Cannes selection.
  
• Une Histoire d'Amour missed the selection from one voice.

A little bit closer to the stars

A little bit closer to the stars by the group Gold

For the very first time in all Cannes Festivals, Laetitia tweeted in English "We love Cannes" ©

opening the window of her room in her hotel for her real fans in front of the sea.

[Rob S]

Bellazon really needs to add a feature to the board.....

[frenchkiki]

*sigh*

It's time to FACE...

Fortunately there are also the real fans such as Lampro, Stella, Rob and Ewciolina!

[frenchkiki]

[Rob S]

I miss the time when this thread was ruled only by fans that were there only to enjoy Laetita's pictures and have fun!(do u remember Rob?) No value judgment, no Alien to treat me with contempt.

Were are you Carmelita? Lisa? Everybody? The veterans come back!

[frenchkiki]

I am happy you are still here Rob

And if Nimzo have a problem with Max he should PM him and not attack him on Laetitia's thread.

Max is maybe having weird way when it comes to "faces" but he never say one bad words at Nimzo on Laetitia's thread.

If Max is "kind" enough to not answer back, I am not! :persuazn:

[astronomer]

What is going on here? May be there should be a 'Pics only' thread and another for news and text in general.

I am not as active as I should be, but nothing new in that, I am sure it is obvious.