Confirmed Gypsy's from East Sussex named Crystal & Charlie:

 

More pics & vid

 

 

 

 

  It's so bad it's good.

btw they couple's first dance is priceless... He can't even get close enough to properly hold her because of her dress. #CelineDion wedding song

awesome

 

those kids. I see many dollar bills in their future.

This topic just keeps giving. Thank you Lyla

I've seen that Gypsy show.  I knew they were Gypsy's.

 

Pretty, that The Hills Have Eyes comparison is spot on.  Amazing.

 

No words needed.

Jersey wedding I presume?

No, this is Jersey.  So long as I live I will never forget the Oompa Prompas from Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

HCwDB of the Week: Oompa Prompa

It wasn’t even close. Prom Oompa Loompa just crushed the competition. And by crushed, I mean Orange.

There’s a certain genius to the Prompa, and it’s not just the zoot suit or the orange or the hair. It’s that nervous moment we can all relate to. That glance around right before going to the prom when you’re waiting in line and making sure your tie’s on straight. The only difference is that unlike all of us at our prom who just felt like we looked ridiculous, Prompa actually does look absolutely ridiculous.

The range of emotions that Prompa inspired in the comments thread ran the gamut from hilarity to depression to heavy drinking. As the everpresent anonymous put it:

I stuck a couple of waffles in the toaster for breakfast but this thing in pink just made me lose my appetite. Time to call in sick to work and crack open the first OE of the day.

Nice Old English reference. I’m not the malt liquor drinker myself, but I respect anyone who mixes it with waffles. Born 2B Bag sums up the Prompa pain:

Grieco High, Newark New Jersey class of ’07. This is why Al Qaeda hates us.

They hate us for our hair gels, B2BB. 

And there will be no cropping of this pic. Part of the genius is the long-shot. Finding the Prompa standing nervously in line.

It’s poetic art. Someone call the Guggenheim. Prompa is 21st Century dada at its finest.

So raise Prompa’s orange jersey to the rafters and book him a ticket to the Monthly. He’s officially enscribed as HCwDB legend.

 

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/?s=ooMPA+PROMPA

 

"I still have it" *drum roll*

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY9cUsTtPKA

^ Awesome       

 

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It's the sandals isn't it?  At least they are pretty formal looking sandals.

Yes. And I find these two ridiculous.

^ This one with Michael C. Hall is awesome too

 

This Paddle Boat Wedding Proposal Doesn’t End The Way This Gentleman Had Hoped

Side-note: Love Gpysy Weddings!!! Watched pretty much every episode (UK & US) and it spin-offs!!!

Old Guy Accuracy level 9000