i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it.

I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do.

WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS? ew ew ew ew.

I love how my comment was completely disregarded.

I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do.

Hehe "facial" creams.

But wow.. so us men can be important

I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do.

Hehe "facial" creams.

But wow.. so us men can be important

You're such a nerd. :magic:

I've always known that "pull out and bust on her face" was the way to go.

But wow.. so us men can be important

Dude, us men are important. and not just because of that.... :avada:

I've always known that "pull out and bust on her face" was the way to go.

I think you have such a way with tact.

Yes I do.

they say horse semen works too, but they say that the men semen is better. they said that the horse and the men semen is very similar.

I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do.

Hehe "facial" creams.

But wow.. so us men can be important

i guess guys are important, maybe u guys could make money on selling your semen.

I've always known that "pull out and bust on her face" was the way to go.

hahahaha

wow what the hell! i wonder how they obtain the semen to use in the cream i have a kind of vulgar image in my head right now

i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it.

Now all we need is a nutritionist to tell women that swallowing it does something useful too...

i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it.

Now all we need is a nutritionist to tell women that swallowing it does something useful too...

^ they contain a lot of proteins...sooo...

Not "a lot"

Yes, and Kopi Luwak Coffee is the most expensive coffee in the world.

look how its made. not everyone drinks it

Yes, and Kopi Luwak Coffee is the most expensive coffee in the world.

look how its made. not everyone drinks it

yeah...it's sh*t

i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it.

Now all we need is a nutritionist to tell women that swallowing it does something useful too...

it is nutrionist it said it ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc. Wow! All that stuff is very healthy.

and she said if you eat it cure gastrithis and bad breath.

and she said if you eat it cure gastrithis and bad breath.

Holy vaginaballs. ROFL, that's some funny stuff. Did she also mention that if you eat it, it might also be considered genocide?