In case someone cares.... 1. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Kraft singles. 2. What is your guaranteed weeping movie? Never wept, but came close to it watching "Borat". 3. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? Nothing. 4. What's one thing you like to do alone? Masturbate. 5. Do you have a fear? Slow, painful death. 6. What is one thing people would be surprised to know about you? I'm a foreigner. 7. Are you a pyromaniac? No. 8.Do you have too many love interests? Do man crushes count? 9.Do you know anyone famous? Ran into a few Denver Broncos players at bars and restaurants. 10. Describe your bed. Queen size. 11. Who would play you in a movie? Paul Rudd. 12. What do you carry with you at all times? A lighter. 13. Are you happy with your given name? Yes. I was named after a hero of a Russian epic poem. 14. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year. Last time it took $120,000. 15. What color is your bedroom? White. 16. What was the last song you were listening to? Wiz Khalifa - "Black and yellow." 17. Have you ever been in love? Yes. 18. Do you talk a lot? When I have something to add to the conversation, yes. 19. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? I like myself but don't always believe. 20. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Not in most situations. 21. What is your ideal marriage location? Don't really care. 22.Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? If only one, then the piano. 23.What smell do you find sexy? Something sweet, but not overpowering. 24. how do you eat an apple? If I want to take my time, I cut and peel it, most of the time, just bite in. 25. What do you order at a bar? Depends on my mood, but when in doubt "Johnny Walker Black Label" on the rocks. 26. Have you ever pierced your body parts? No. 27. Do you have tattoos? No. 28. Do you drive a stick-shift? No. 29. What's one trait you hate in a person? Unreliability. 30. What kind of watch do you wear? Cell phone. 31. Do you consider yourself materialistic? Sometimes. 32. What do you cook the best? I grill the best, but people seem to like the rubs and seasonings I make. 33. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Stand out, in a good way. 34. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Only on Halloween and if it was a group thing. 35. What's one car you will never buy? Chevy. 36. What kind of books do you like to read? Crime fiction. 37. If you won the lottery, what would you do? Current Powerball jackpot is $40 million, so after taxes, I guess I'll fill up my car and get some milk. 38. burial or cremation? Taxidermy. 39. What's one thing you're a loser at? Words With Friends. 40: What is your guilty pleasure? Cigars and scotch. 41. Do you cry in front of your friends? No. 42. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? They all say the same "Holy shit you are tall!!!" or that I smell nice after we hug. 43. Are you a lover or a fighter? Fighter. 44. When's the last time someone made you cry? Don't remember. 45. Favorite communication method: SMS. 46. How many drinks before you're tipsy? 6-7 47. Who is the person you speak to on the forum the most? Nobody really, just join discussions I think have potential. 48. Who do you wish you talked to more? My sister. 49. Have you ever spoken to the person above you off the forum? No. 50. What are your last words? Peace out, chumps!!!
