yes

have you ever wanted to hurt a child but felt bad?

yes.

have you ever felt like 40 knives were punctured into your stomach and someone ripped out your heart?

yes i have

have you ever drunk milk from the carton then put it back and not told anyone?

MANY times. i can't count.

Have you ever climbed a tree and then you realized you can't get down so you had to call the fire department to bring you a ladder?

no

have you ever thought there was a murderer or stalker in your house when you're sitting there alone or lying in bed at night?

yes! im like really paranoid about that!

have you ever deliberatley backwashed in someone elses drink?

sadly no . . .

have you ever ever eaten rabbit?

yes.

Have you ever had dreams within dreams (waking up from a dream, and then figured you were still dreaming and then wake up from that dream, and then still realised you were indeed still dreaming, thus waking up from that dream again, until eventually you wake up for real)?

i dunno. i can't ordinarily remember my dreams

have you ever been stalked?

No.

Have you ever been hit on by a gay guy?

yep... cant say i didn't ask for it though!!

Have you ever shoved a mobile phone up your ass and called yourself?

yep... cant say i didn't ask for it though!!

hahah! do tell!

Have you ever shoved a mobile phone up your ass and called yourself?

no.. ive heard funny hospital stories about the wrong end of that kinda thing!

have you ever rung someones house only to hang up when someone answers the phone?

yeah haha

Have you ever cut yourself shaving ?

yeah . . . was in a rush and accidentally sliced myself the other day

have you ever waxed?

yus! *winces*

have you ever had a brazilian (this question can be interpreted in many ways im sure)

yep... cant say i didn't ask for it though!!

hahah! do tell!

Have you ever shoved a mobile phone up your ass and called yourself?

no.. ive heard funny hospital stories about the wrong end of that kinda thing!

have you ever rung someones house only to hang up when someone answers the phone?

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was talking to a doctor and he said that he's seen one guy with a hammer up his backside and another guy with a bottle up his. apparently the med student who first examined the guy with the bottle up his backside thought that he had eaten the bottle!!!

have you ever had a brazilian (this question can be interpreted in many ways im sure)

no . . . is Brazilian like "back, sack and crack"? lol

yes, could be interpreted in many ways let's not discuss my private life . . .

have you ever done any 'Dirty Sanchez'-esque stuff?? i.e. shooting your friends with home-made bows and arrows, running over your friend at 40mph, etc . . .

have you ever had a brazilian (this question can be interpreted in many ways im sure)

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A brazilian ? Brazilian wax you mean ? Every month ! After all i am a Brazilian

have you ever done any 'Dirty Sanchez'-esque stuff?? i.e. shooting your friends with home-made bows and arrows, running over your friend at 40mph, etc . . .

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The stupidest thing that I've done with friends: bodily hair burning.

Have you ever picked the nose of someone else?

Hell no :x

Have you ever tied your partner down in bed, then left them there? :evil:

no . . .

have you ever done 'the yard of ale'? and what times did you get?