schadenfreude Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Family GuyLois: I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts.Peter: Oh my God! (runs off crying) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 oh great topic heidegger...the first one i actually like Family Guy Grinch: You think you have won, you think all is well but kiss my green ass I shall see you hell "Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do" The Simpsons Flanders' mother: We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas Miss Vicky: I would've killed for tappa-tappa-tappa Ned: Calm down, Neddilly-diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Dave Chapelle as Clayton Bigsby: "Let's talk about Chinese people, with their kung-fu and all that silly ching chang chong talk, I can't understand yoooou, go back to your own country...white power" "Condaleeza Rice sounds like a mexican dish. Maybe we should put her on a plane and send her to Mexico so the Mexicans will eat her...white power" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 THE SIMPSONSHomer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. (also my fav simpson episode) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 THE SIMPSONSScully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 ^^^^ LMAO i love that scene...that seriously brightened up my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 i love the simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 THE SIMPSONS Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 haha great one!on that same wavelengthmillhouse: wow this is just like speed 2 but instead of a boat its a bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 Cartman: Gentlemen, thank you for coming! This is the beginning of a great time in our lives! God has finally spoken to me, guys, and he has told me how I can make ten million dollars!Kyle: How?!Cartman: Boy-band!Stan: Boy-band?!Cartman: Boy-band!Kyle: I'm not being in any faggy boy-band!Cartman: THERE'S NOTHING FAGGY ABOUT TEN MILLION DOLLARS, ASSHOLE! THIS WAS A MESSAGE FROM GOD!Stan: Dude, we don't have any musical talent!Cartman: That didn't stop any of the other boy-bands, dumbass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I luv cartman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 damn...you could quote the Simpsons til time itself stops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 u sure couldTHE SIMPSONSMilhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Milhouse: Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?Milhouse2: [pause] But Milhouse is my name!Milhouse: But I thought I was the only one!Milhouse2: [shakes head] A pain I know all too well.Milhouse: So this is what it feels like...when doves cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 more family guy:Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?Bellboy (Spanish): Que? Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.[Pause]Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 the simpsonsHomer Simpson: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?Vendor at the World Trade Center: Mountain Dew or crab juice.Homer Simpson: Blecch! :yuckky: Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lullaby Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 From Roseanne. An old but good show.Dan: What a beautiful day - the kind of day that starts with a hearty breakfast and ends with a newsreader saying, "... before turning the gun on himself."D.J.: Was I an accident?Roseanne: No, D.J., you were a surprise.D.J.: Oh. What's the difference?Roseanne: Well, an accident is something that you wouldn't do over again if you had the chance. A surprise is something you didn't even know you wanted until you got it.D.J.: Oh. Was Darlene an accident?Dan: No, Darlene was a disaster.Roseanne: Ya know Lanford's not a bad town. You just gotta go with it more... fit in.Kathy: And what does that mean, Roseanne? Am I suppose to wonder around town in a tacky house coat and flip-flops with my hair in curlers?Roseanne: Now you're getting it. Yeah. Absolutely. And then I'll throw us one of these here tupperware parties and then I'll introduce you to THE OTHERS.Kathy: What are you talking about?Roseanne: Oh, we all use to be like you Kathy. Angry, bitter, annoying... but now... we're the Lanford Wives.Kathy: Goodbye, Roseanne.Roseanne: Oh, it's useless to try and resist us Kathy, we already have Jerry - Jerry's one of us - Jerry joined the lodge.Kathy: You're a sick woman Roseanne.Roseanne: Oh, you'll start to love it, I promise Kathy. Just think about it... swap meets... bowling meets... bingo... double coupon week... casino night at the slaughter house. IT'S YOUR DESTINY.Becky: Darlene you just shouldn't let sex rule your lifeDarlene: You know, thats the same speech mom gave me. Except you left out the part "... or you'll end up like Becky".Roseanne: [to DJ] Son, I'm going to punish you so hard that they'll throw a benefit concert for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 simpsons[after Milhouse moves out of town, Skinner and Willie are shocked to learn that Bart and Lisa have become best friends]Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 SimpsonsHomer Simpson: Sometimes, Marge, you just have to go with your gut.Marge: You *always* go with your gut. How about for once you listen to your brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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