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// P.E.R.S.P.E.C.T.I.V.E.S \\ of Beauty


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1. Hair: 6

2. Butt: 4 - Oh I saw the movie. I'd like 2 hours of my life back please. It's kinda flat

3. Face: 4

4. Eyes: 5 - Yet another blue eye. Nothing we haven't all seen before

5. Legs: 4

6. Body: 4

7. Smile: 4

8. Cleavage: 5

9. Sexiness: 3 - If you're like me, you lie awake at night wondering if Angelina's forearms are still continuing their trek to becoming emaciated pythons of doom, look no further. Between the 900+ babies, the death stare at Anne Hathaway and those arms. Not so sexy

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10. Natural Beauty: 6

Voter #: 1

She saunters seductively into the room holding a martini. The black dress clinging to her skeletal frame that somehow possesses chest cannons that would make the Russians piss in their babushkas. I had to have her.

We embrace. We kiss. She gives birth. I trip on the umbilical cord.

Passion. Intrigue. JOLIE.

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