February 6, 200916 yr Author 1. Hair: 6 2. Butt: 4 - Oh I saw the movie. I'd like 2 hours of my life back please. It's kinda flat 3. Face: 4 4. Eyes: 5 - Yet another blue eye. Nothing we haven't all seen before 5. Legs: 4 6. Body: 4 7. Smile: 4 8. Cleavage: 5 9. Sexiness: 3 - If you're like me, you lie awake at night wondering if Angelina's forearms are still continuing their trek to becoming emaciated pythons of doom, look no further. Between the 900+ babies, the death stare at Anne Hathaway and those arms. Not so sexy 10. Natural Beauty: 6 Voter #: 1 She saunters seductively into the room holding a martini. The black dress clinging to her skeletal frame that somehow possesses chest cannons that would make the Russians piss in their babushkas. I had to have her. We embrace. We kiss. She gives birth. I trip on the umbilical cord. Passion. Intrigue. JOLIE.
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 72. Butt: 23. Face: 104. Eyes: 105. Legs: 46. Body: 47. Smile: 108. Cleavage: 109. Sexiness: 810. Natural Beauty: 8Voter #: 2
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 82. Butt: 63. Face: 64. Eyes: 95. Legs: 86. Body: 77. Smile: 78. Cleavage: 79. Sexiness: 710. Natural Beauty: 5Voter #: 3
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 102. Butt: 63. Face: 64. Eyes: 85. Legs: 66. Body: 87. Smile: 88. Cleavage: 89. Sexiness: 1010. Natural Beauty: 8Voter #: 4
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 102. Butt: 93. Face: 104. Eyes: 105. Legs: 76. Body: 77. Smile: 108. Cleavage: 109. Sexiness: 1010. Natural Beauty: 10Voter #: 5
February 6, 200916 yr Lemme go ahead and upload it elsewhere You don't want to upload it onto imageshack b/c they might blacklist us
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 72. Butt: 63. Face: 74. Eyes: 75. Legs: 66. Body: 77. Smile: 88. Cleavage: 89. Sexiness: 910. Natural Beauty: 7Voter #:7
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 82. Butt: 73. Face:84. Eyes:105. Legs:66. Body: 87. Smile:98. Cleavage:8.59. Sexiness:810. Natural Beauty: 9Voter #: 9
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 10 2. Butt: 8 3. Face: 10 4. Eyes: 10 5. Legs: 9 6. Body: 10 7. Smile: 9 8. Cleavage: 9 9. Sexiness: 10 10. Natural Beauty: 8+ Voter #: 10
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 8.52. Butt: 83. Face: 74. Eyes: 8.55. Legs: 96. Body: 87. Smile: 8.58. Cleavage: 89. Sexiness: 710. Natural Beauty: 7Voter #: 11
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 102. Butt: 93. Face: 104. Eyes: 105. Legs: 106. Body: 107. Smile: 108. Cleavage: 99. Sexiness: 10!10. Natural Beauty: 10Voter #: 12Angie just glows for me, she has this shine that no matter what shes wearing or what she is doing she shines =)
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 82. Butt: 93. Face: 84. Eyes: 95. Legs: 86. Body: 97. Smile: 108. Cleavage: 99. Sexiness: 1010. Natural Beauty: 9Voter #: 13
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair:72. Butt:2 3. Face:74. Eyes:7.55. Legs:36. Body:6 7. Smile:8.58. Cleavage:99. Sexiness:910. Natural Beauty:7Voter #: 14
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 8 2. Butt: 5 3. Face: 9 4. Eyes: 8.5 5. Legs: 4 6. Body: 6.5 7. Smile: 8.5 8. Cleavage: 8 9. Sexiness: 100000000 j/k , but 10 :| seriously people :| ! That woman is HOT ! 10. Natural Beauty: 8 Voter #: 15
February 6, 200916 yr 1. Hair: 82. Butt: 5 3. Face: 94. Eyes: 105. Legs: 106. Body: 97. Smile: 98. Cleavage: 89. Sexiness: 910. Natural Beauty: 10Voter #: 16
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