Not gulity

called someone an asshole to their face?

depends.... not guilty. Worse is calling someone asshole behind his back.

Eating an apple a day? :evil:

Not guilty

singing while on the toilet?

Not guilty.

Eating the last slice of pizza?

guilty

biting your nails when nervous?

Not Guilty

Tripping over someone u don't like?

haha not guilty

hiding food in the fridge so that no one else will eat it?

Never guilty, its all about feeding the need

Lying to the police to protect a good freind?

^ lol OoO k

Not guilty

Yelling at the tv?

guilty

talking on the phone in a theater

Guilty, hate that

Leaving the toilet seat up?

Guilty

Leaving the lid of the tooth paste?

Always Guilty

Being too much of a dickhead/bitch to people without doing something about it?

Sometimes... depends on the person

let someone else take the blame for something when you know you are the one to blame?

guilty

ran over a dog

Guilty

Saying something you shouldnt when drunk

Guilty

Tried to set up your friend on a blind date

Guilty

Saying something you shouldnt when drunk

Not guilty.

Touching something with a 'do not touch' sign on it.

Very Guilty

Wrote your name/ put a hand or foot print in wet cement?