Guilty!

 

Ever been caught bitchen' about someone?

Not Guilty. I'm very good

 

Has curiosity gotten the better of you before?

Heh, Guilty.  I have a habit of Facebook stalking love interests, and sometimes I find out too much/learn things that are unnecessary.

 

Do you think SoniaFielders is spam?   (sorry if this one's mean)

IDK. Possibility, though if so, then it's a weird way for spamming. 

 

Have you ever gone to the toilet later than you should because you were too lazy to go out? 

^ guilty

Ever punched someone in the face?

Just slapped. I never tried punching. Sounds good, I should try.

 

Have you ever sneezed someone in the face?

Not Guilty.

 

Gotten into a hair-pulling fight?

  Not guilty

 

Hit your face to a glass door thinking it was open?

Guilty   

 

Crooned in thinking you was alone and finally no ? lol

^ Wat...!? Since I don't understand the question I will say "Not Guilty"

 

...told someone the wrong direction on purpose?

Guilty.

 

Travelled somewhere spontaneously?

Guilty.

 

Ever interrupted someone in a conversation to correct them?

Guilty, and I get ignored for it  <_<

 

Ever vandalized public property? 

Guilty! Once or twice.

 

Ever waited up for Santa?

^ Guilty ! i'm still waiting ...

 

Influenced the balance in weighing fruits at the supermarket in the purpose to have them cheaper ?

Guilty

 

Ate something while at the grocery store and not paying for it on purpose?

Not guilty.

 

Have you ever checked someone's phone without permission?

Guilty

 

Have you ever erased a message or text off of someone elses phone without them knowing?

Not Guilty!

Farted and blamed someone else?

Guilty

 

Made out in public in front of a crowd?