August 15, 201410 yr ^ How will Ronaldo's beau Marcelo feel? And I found the video that cracked me up Poor Marcelo.... xD! Hahahaha the confeti scared the s#!t out of them I couldn't stop laughting when I saw it at the stream.
August 16, 201410 yr Marcelo gonna be sadder than scoring an own goal if James becomes Crissy's babe I love how no matter what was going on Iker is just raving with the trophy whilst half his teammates nearly died from the shock of the confetti cannon
August 16, 201410 yr I insist, poor Marcelo. I like the bromance with James, indeed, how everytime he scored Cristiano called James to celebrate with him, and in the training they always get pics together. Iker was so happy to worry about a confety cannon, fact xD!
August 16, 201410 yr Well it managed to give Croatia a goal when he did it so it was good with me This photo of James and Crissy cracked me up. James is like a little fanboy I can see the two working well together, but then again if James becomes more popular in Real than Crissy does I don't think the guido looking Crissy will be pleased (When Ronaldo gets a tan he literally looks like he could join the cast of Jersey Shore) Iker is so damn excited with the trophy it's like he saw Christmas dinner or something
August 16, 201410 yr Presumably the words "Crooksy, I'll level with ya, there's one flaw that'll stop us winning the Prem this season and here it is, on a plate for you, scoop of the year..." did not actually fall out of Pellegrini's mouth but hot dang I'll be watching just to make sure anyway! Cracking. I presume this was designed to create a touch of mystery and boost viewers, instead it makes poor old Garth look a complete pillock. And as we all know, he doesn't usually need much help in that department.
August 19, 201410 yr Decent opening result on what's become something of a bogey ground for us in recent years. For better or worse, West Brom are likely to be one of our closet rivals this season and it’s important we pick up points from those around us. Completely agree with the comments made by Poyet after the game, the Sunderland of last season would have fallen apart after going behind. Any squad that's only two injuries away from having to play Roberge would be in urgent need of reinforcements, but that's been the case since the year dot anyway. Also, Lee Cattermole has scored more goals this season than the entire Newcastle squad. Long may it continue!
August 20, 201410 yr As Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Spiller once pondered Wei does it feel (Wei?) Wei does it feel (Wei?) Wei does it feel (Wei?) Wei does it feel so good?
August 20, 201410 yr LOL! Do you reckon you'll get back season one or season two Benteke? Fact is, even if its a half crocked/disinterested CB that returns to us he'll still be a much better goalscoring threat than Agbonlahor and that'd do me. Who knows, it might not even be up to him, as an institution we're about as stable as Charlie Sheen on Colombian Heritage Day. One minute Matt Lowton looked talented, the next he was worse than Delhi belly. Alan Hutton is now seen a source of pride after a Lenin in Siberia style exile. Lambert's signed more left backs than Val Kilmer's made bad movies. Roy Keane is brought in to END a culture of bullying. Takeover, no takeover, Randy doesn't want to spend money, Randy starts spending money....and yet we're still better than West Brom. The mind boggles.
August 22, 201410 yr Good to hear that Balotelli might be coming back to the premiership. Missed that guy. On another note, I don't think di maria will cope in the BPL because of his protesting like a young Cristiano Ronaldo. Nobody likes that type of behaviour in England.
August 22, 201410 yr I was going to put all my favourite delusional newspaper cuttings pertaining to Man U from this summer into a scrapbook but my doctor told me it could do irreparable damage to my spine trying to lift it.
August 22, 201410 yr Transfer deadline day is nearing! The dumbest of biannual traditions. Featuring men and women standing outside of grounds all over England, often times with brolly in hand, telling absolutely nothing.
August 22, 201410 yr I'm afraid Sky long ago took Jim White into Snakes on a Plane territory, what was once a vaguely cute concept - in this case an old excitable Scotsman acting like a coked up gerbil - has long since turned into an overly self-conscious instaironic meta thinkpiece on cultural vapidity. I actually preferred it when he was mostly known for sycophantic Q&As with Doug Ellis. Of the SSN gang Julian Waters is criminally unheralded, he being the particularly boring one with the bowl cut who's been there for decades; no nonsense, never fumbles, isn't in any way flirty, a safe pair of hands.
August 25, 201410 yr When Sky decided to brand the whole occasion and fill it with irritating montages about how mad Jim was and about Harry hanging out of his car window, they succeeded only in squeezing every last drop of fun out of it. A mate of mine just sent me a text, saying he spotted Danny Welbeck at the Stadium of Light yesterday. You heard it here first!
August 25, 201410 yr Black Cat steals the show at the Nou Camp, a headline I hope to see again one day! http://youtu.be/AdEbpYilNvA
August 25, 201410 yr A mate of mine just sent me a text, saying he spotted Danny Welbeck at the Stadium of Light yesterday. You heard it here first! Spoony, it's Gaz, just seen Jermaine Defoe at a service station outside Stourbridge for the fifteenth August 31st in a row. He bought a pack of wine gums and some flamin' hot Monster Munch. He kept telling unsuspecting passers by that he was delighted to be signing for Aston Villa. He was escorted off the premises shortly thereafter.
August 25, 201410 yr Black Cat steals the show at the Nou Camp, a headline I hope to see again one day! http://youtu.be/AdEbpYilNvA Twitter named him Lionel Meowsi.
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