Posted January 10, 200817 yr You are all familiar with this famous picture of Ursula Andress in Dr. No. Since then there have been many, many recreations, imitations, incarnations and invocations of this theme that I bet one billion dollars that it can sustain it's own thread. Just one rule. Please post only one photo at a time so we don't burn up the thread too fast. Are you game Mr Bond? Cue theme music. Cast by first appearance: Daniela Pestova Halley Berry Jessica Alba Rebecca Romijn Paulina Porizkova Michelle Hunziker Petra Nemcova Laetitia Casta Sharon (unknown) Angelina Jolie Alessandra Ambrosio Christy Turlington Adriana Karembeu Caroline Trentini Isabeli Fontana Heidi Klum Devon Aoki Gisele Bündchen Carman Kass Octopussy (model to be named later) Lujan Fernandez Kroes Doutzen (with a waver no weapon) Frederique Van der Wal Brooke Shields Kristy Hinze Bar Refaeli Magdalena Wrobe Georgina Greenville Kim Cloutier Model with Big Fish (unknown) Ana Barros Katarina Vargas Noemie Lenoir Jenna Pietersen Emma Hemming Danielle Bux Layla Kayleigh Irina Sheik Yasmin Warsame Poison Purse Penelope aka (unknown) Amanda Beard Elsa Benitez Fernandez Tavares Valentina Zeliaeva Aspirator Assassin (unknown model) Krista Allen Carla Bruni Tori Praver Raquel Welch High Heels (unknown model) Linda Vojtov Estelle Lefebure Adventure Model Edita Vilkeviciute Rei Rasmussen Laura Sanchez'
January 10, 200817 yr Author Here is my Pestovian submission. I think she's Czech.Duel allegiances, cold war. Watch out James.
January 11, 200817 yr Author I hope I don't Jinks this thread and it lives to die another day with this homage to Ursula featuring the lovely and photogenic Halle Berry... Who writes this crap? Oh, thats right, me.
January 13, 200817 yr Author Dialogue from my new Jams Bond screenplay with emoticon actors {Int: Q's Laboratory} Q: Don't touch that James! :jimmy: Bond: Why Q, didn't your mother teach you to share your toys? . Q: It's not a toy, it's a transmogrificator and it turns swiss cheese into Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker! See! :avada: Bond: Why Q, I think you've finally invented something useful. But why is she dressed like Honey Ryder? Q: Why not, James. That's how I dress ALL my cheeses.... Bonus Pic
January 13, 200817 yr I know there's some similar shots out there of Petra, but I'm having trouble finding some.
January 13, 200817 yr Dialogue from my new Jams Bond screenplay with emoticon actors{Int: Q's Laboratory} Q: Don't touch that James! Bond: Why Q, didn't your mother teach you to share your toys? . Q: It's not a toy, it's a transmogrificator and it turns swiss cheese in to Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker! See! :avada: Bond: Why Q, I think you've finally invented something useful. But why is she dressed like Honey Ryder? Q: Why not, James. That's how I dress ALL my cheeses....
January 13, 200817 yr I know there's some similar shots out there of Petra, but I'm having trouble finding some.
January 14, 200817 yr Author []nemcova Well played, agent irenistiQ. Her Majesty the Queen extends her county's deepest thanks, but remember, if you are captured your very existence will be denied! In the mean time keep your eye out for this operative. She is too calls herself Honey Ryder but we believe she is Cosican and that her last name begins with a C...
January 16, 200817 yr Author Who is this person Sharon? I think she's a civilian attempting to assume the persona of screen goddess but we can spot a counterfeit from a mile away. Still, not bad for someone whose day job is selling the Australian business community broadband internet. I'll include her without apology.
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