Frederick

They were drunk, going around berating club staff about our 'harsh' training set-up. Anyway, it all kicked off after Houllier left the premises to watch some Champions League game. Apparently Fabian Delph tried to play peacemaker. End the season early, the Premiership's even more rubbish than usual this season.

It was Barry Lyndon, by the way. Stanley Kubrick. No biggie. Kubrick.

You guys can decide who goes next.

I think they were already due on at 2-0 and then as they were getting kitted off, they scored again. Absolutely farcical. Thing is, we only have two more games in the whole of March, so this idea that the battle for 12th is so intense that we have to rest players when a very winnable home cup quarter-final against Reading is at stake: pathetic.

Annnnnnnnd just like that Houllier goes back to being utterly untrustworthy.

Oh Jamie, you and your saucy appearances in Unnecessarily Expensive Fat White Man Suburban Comedy Monstrosities!

OH GOD

Hey guys, someone told me there was a party going on in WHA?!

Incorrect!

Koscielny's always been decent, its Squillaci who's crap.

So good a competition that even Schalke have a chance of reaching the last eight. My eyes, they roll!

GQ Germany

Oh well, at least McClaren did a slightly better job following German football than Gareth Barry.

No joke, years ago Sandler was attached to star in something called 'Good Cook, Likes Music' with Ziyi Zhang. Though it was (mercifully) never made, here's the synopsis that was provided back in the day. "The plot of the planned film centers around a slacker and lovable loser who lives with his mother in a trailer park. One drunken night, he sends away for a mail-order bride who ends up being a musical prodigy, and they change each other's lives." I tell you, this could have been Sandler's very own To Kill a Mockingbird! Meanwhile in the Jamie Chung sphere, video from the new Complex shoot...

Poor Steve McClaren, had a feeling he was on his way out a weeks ago when watching Dortmund handsomely slice apart his Wolfy boys. In fact after the third goal had gone in the camera crew seemed to all but give up on the football and focused instead on McClaren's fairly intense histrionics on the bench, with the commentators often adding their own cruel laughter for full tragi-com affect. Then this weekend he had the indignity of Diego missing a penalty he had specifically told him not to take in a game they ultimately lost 1-0.

"Me rikey Jamie!"

Roberto Di Matteo? More like Joberto Di Ma-sacko!

I think Jamie, ever mindful of her fans, wouldn't want me to stop the Bruno talk before mentioning his hilarious cameo in Ocean's Twelve. Now Brucey's done a lot of cameos as himself over the years, some great (The Player), others remarkably awful (What Just Happened) but in Stevie Soderbergh's stylish caper sequel he truly excels into cameo majesty. Speaking of remarkably awful, I don't recall Jamie being in Chuck & Larry. I assume she was in one of those disparaging, fairly racist scenes where Adam Sandler runs around with a bunch of cloyingly obeying Asian women. All in the name of comedy of course. I trust The Hangover 2 will use her much more wisely. <_<

Aside from dear Jamie, who I'll return to shortly, my favourite performance in the motion picture was that of Rumer Willis, who's portrayal of the "dorky gal" was both charmingly winning and deeply moving! Its that same winning combination that makes her father one of civilisation's greatest entertainers. Proof... But back to Jamie. Yes, Jamie. Oh Jamie

Despite being very much the cinematic scholar you all know and love, I must confess to having actually paid to see Sorority Row. You know, "multiplex style". Honestly, a sight for sore eyes OR WHAT? Anyway, Jamie's sweet.

Edit: I deleted these from ImageShack. Whoops.

A day of idiocy, basically.