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  1. Frederick

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    On footballing merits, as things stand, I could hardly complain if we did go down. We're the type of team that if I didn't support them, I would resent their existence. What's been particularly worrying is that everyone around us has shown a level of desire, an attempt at a cutting edge and a willingness to try and WIN each game, be it at the Emirates or anywhere else, whereas we set out to draw home games 0-0 or gleefully roll over for the "elite clubs" (McLeish's words, not mine). Whatever happens tonight, its been a truly shameful season. Don't get me wrong, I hope to goodness we win, but the fact that we have a relegation crunch game against Bolton (who's reserve team beat our supposed best XI 0-2 in the League Cup earlier this season) is just pitiful.
  2. Frederick

    Football

    Friends, it is a beautiful day (albeit one slightly tainted by other events, see paragraph 2). To overcome a difficult start to the season in such comprehensive fashion is unbelievable; the grit of these players has been just phenomenal. Klopp is king and then some, the team he has assembled, the belief he gives everyone, its been ridiculous. Every player has worked so hard. The Champions League exit was embarrassing but it pales into significance on a day like today. Back to back champions, its an achievement that can never be overstated. Look where we've been and look where we're going, its a dream. Hummels for President! Kagawa for Emperor! Perisic for Mayor! Meanwhile, here on Earth, Villa are just the worst. Just terrible. Its so bad. Its been so bad for ages now. I've had nothing to say about it because words are futile when you're as incapable as we are. It saddens me. Maybe we'll beat Bolton on Tuesday and stay up. Maybe we won't. Who the hell knows. What a life.
  3. Frederick

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    Bayern will win the Champions League. It just makes too much sense.
  4. Frederick

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    Absolutely, positively the latter.
  5. Frederick

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    Dortmund-Bayern, title at stake, doesn't get any bigger.
  6. Frederick

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    Those were some great saves made by Shay, especially when you consider that he must have damaged his neck having to look up so many times into Row Z after one of Jordan Henderson's "piledrivers".
  7. Frederick

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    Its funny, when we bought Petrov I thought we were buying some indulgent, attacking midfielder. To be honest, at the beginning the indulgent bit certainly felt true, those first few months were patchy to say the least. So it was to my surprise and delight that a player would so keenly knuckle down and do so much hard graft to not only win his place in the team back, but to basically redefine his whole game and become the proverbial midfield engine room. Being a central midfielder for Villa in the past six years must often (very often) seem like a thankless task, Petrov's had more midfield partners than I've had hot showers, but through it all he's been a dependable, wholly committed presence; often under trying circumstances. I wish him the very best.
  8. Frederick

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    Mid-naughties Steven Seagal films aside, Schalke-Bilbao might just be the best thing on Channel Five all week.
  9. Frederick

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    5th in France, 7th in Italy: wonder how ITV's ratings were.
  10. Frederick

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    Well I certainly liked it when they beat Liverpool and Man U, but even more so when they generously let us win the league! Its too bad that Ballack's return has been a complete waste of time, money and goodwill; it slightly taints a person's memory of Chokers XI.
  11. Frederick

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    Beating Neverkusen comfortably = shooting fish in a barrel.
  12. Frederick

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  13. Frederick

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    We need a
  14. Frederick

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    One for each million Fabio earned a year.
  15. Frederick

    Football

    The thing I'll miss most about Fabio? His tender relationship with ITV's roving reporter, Gabriel Clarke. THEY WERE SO HUMAN TOGETHER
  16. Frederick

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    Oh no, Capello's gone, the source of all our powers! Now who's supposed to quote Shakespeare to Glen Johnson? Now who's gonna bubblebath Jack Wilshere back to health? WHY GOD WHY
  17. Frederick

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    He got subbed for Heskey on Sunday, which was a shade unfair given that he set up our goal. True, I didn't think he was playing particularly well but ultimately, who offers you more of a goal scoring threat: N'Zogbia or Heskey? But anyway, we've scored fifteen in the past eight games, our real problem is we have an unbelievably bad defence.
  18. Frederick

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    Ireland's looking a lot better though that's as much a testament to how poor he was before. He still occasionally looks really lacking in confidence, particularly with the goal at his mercy but yes, the past month has been a definite step in the right direction. As for Charles, I suppose we knew we were buying an enigma and that's what he's proving to be. I don't know what to make of him yet and I don't think McLeish does either.
  19. Frederick

    Salma Hayek

    Her husband looks like a metrosexual version of Gene Hackman. I approve.
  20. Frederick

    Football

    How sad it is that overcoming a 0-2 deficit at home to QPR represents one of the highlights of Villa's season.
  21. Frederick

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    Louis Saha to Spurs? Geez, Harry just keeps on committing stupid crimes.
  22. Frederick

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    He also looks like Terry Gilliam built him in his basement.
  23. Frederick

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    Great result at Chelsea followed by a horrific (nay, vomit inducing) home defeat, just like last season.
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  25. Frederick

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    Anyone remember this? Ahahaha, you doddery old fool.
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