lazy01001

MUAHAHAHA! 97% with jessica alba! 99% with ellen petri...who ever that is...

rhett is trying out ebonics today...

hahaha, you pimp you... Well I guess that's more scoundrel than pimp. Ugh... I don't like hurting babes man. Of all the girls I have dated, we are still friends and they still want to date me. I go by the treat others as you would be treated... IRL anyways.

Don't feel wierd. I have a super fast metabolism. I'm pretty much justa freak. It mainly has to do with all teh skateboarding, soccer, and martial arts. I swim and workout almost every other day. Really the only reason I want to gain some fat is so I can get bigger. I have Bruce's body style. Not NEARLY as cut as he is, for he was the man in every aspect. I am cut, and dense, but not huge.... I was talked to my sensei about taking creatine or somehting, and he is totally against it. He wants me to be more dense, which means breaking more cynder blocks with my elbows, and breaking branches with my forearms and shins. That crap hurts, but it looks cool and give you an adrenaline rush!

Never! Then you would know the system, therefore knowing how to take advantage! Lot's of points in this forum though... Quite a few people are awesome.

lol, I think the average american starts drinking at 16.... That's probbaly the median. I'm a wierd one though... I hardley drink, and it's vodka when I do. Whiskey sometimes...but that makes me horny and ready for a fight!

I'm 5'8", about 135 pounds. I gan't gain weight... honestly, for a month, all I did was sat around and ate, to see if I could gain...and not a single pound!!!!!! It's bull. We did a fat fold caliper test a while back, and I had 4% body fat... freaking crazy.

Commander Keen!!!!!1 Awesome!!!!11 I havn't played that game in AGES! Knucklehead gets 30 points!

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Hello and welcome. Do you like ninjas?

I just noticed I have a bunch of posts too... I sorta forgot to notice...

I've been noticing in some pictures she has a christina aguilera look to her. And she is most certainly getting a little too skinny. Noone likes a twig!

Did I just see Alley's Baggett?

Did I mention how much I love it when Qball posts?

Eh, my preferences are fickle. I don'y like ginormous butts. Cellulite = bad, and no curve = bad. I like beautiful butts. Vida's is a prime example of the round shape I adore, but I agree it is pretty damn big. I wouldn't toss her out of the bed for eating crackers though. It's all about skin tone, firmness, the crease (), the bubble...the list goes on.

yo, christopher, who is that babe in your avi? is it Anna?

don't forget the department of redundancy department.

Totally dude. sss is just jealous.

woa....?

lol, ok sorry.

lol, as do I, but I don't like to think guys do.

No Rhett. I am straight. I am not gay. I am not on the gay side. i am not trying to "drag" you over to the gay side. I have not hit on you. I have not shown any signs of affection. I have said you were a cool dude, we would get along blah blah blah, but my patience is wearing thin. Not gay, never will be. Stop it. I don't care how much you want a big strong man to take you away and force you to have sex with him, that guy is NOT me. So please don't get the wrong idea. Only vagina/boobies/food/alcohol/smoke goes into my mouth.

Dude no, it's totally not even about america... Why is it everyone thinks EVERYthing is an attack on Bush? Even if it WAS, he's so stupid he deserves to be made fun of. "Now watch this drive"

aghahaha, matthew mcconaughey.

All of europe. Italian girls get me going...as well as german/polish/british girls... I just love foreign women. But brazil has some raw babes.