lazy01001

once you see I have the drunk eye, just lock me in a closet for a few hours.... I WILL smash stuff and probably hurt myself, but it will pass. That's only wiskey...and like a 5th of it. But when I drink vodka, 4 shots and I'm good for a few hours. I really don't drink to get beligerant.

sometimes i can't help myself... I take a huge wiff, you know hte sound it makes when you sniff real deep... well teh old ladies don't take to kindly to being sniffed, and I am usually scolded, or hit with a hand bag... And I swear, some of those old women carry bricks...or a fucking midget or something.

I normally don't like blondes much, but this girl's body is damn near perfection. Something about her face though... I'm just too picky for my own good.

larysa oleynicksadkhada was on alex mac...on nickelodeon back in the day.... Some pics surfaced online of her sans shirt.... It looked too good to be a fake, but then again I was young and didn't know the difference. However, it is safe to say she has some nice boobies, and from that day on, I loved breastasis even more.

ohh Carmella.... pure unadulterated seckseh.

I swear if the transforming sound is any different i will set the theatre on FIRE!

Your body is nothing to play around with. Once you find somehting that scares you, that should be reason enough. But then again, it could be a harmless botfly.

I seen grandma's boy last night. At first I thought it would be just like every other Snadler movie, but boy howdy was I wrong! This movie didn't have nearly as much stupid drama as the other one, AND there were some FINE asses, hte titties on the other hand were sub par. Story line and content were compelling and very funny. It gives a glimpse into the gaming world that makes attractive girls scream and turn lesbian. All and all I give it a 8 out of 10.

I can't make it start. Do I have to eat chocolate or something? and the pads wont fit up there dude... Having a period is hard...screw this.

Oh god... How is that a compliment?! Some how periods are always brought into guy girl disscussions. When guys mention it, we are stupid men and we are stupid. But when chicks mention it, it some how becomes the next step in evolution, and they are better for some reason because of it. When I have MY period, I'm going to get a race car and beat the living shit out of danica. we'll see who has the last laugh then!

Don't be silly. As you already know, every member trips all over eachother just to catch a mere glimpse of our posts. It would be considered a public service!

hell yes! Do it up for everyones sake!

I totally beat it! I AM ALL THAT IS GENIUS!iwin.bmp iwin.bmp

ahaha! That would rule, but we would so get kicked out of everywhere, and I'm sure I would get in a few fights..... These things tend to happen when alcohol enters the equation... Well wiskey anyways, vodka makes me a lover.

ugh, heavey is bad. I have a sensitive nose, and old lady perfume makes me gag.

shmanky

She certainly doesn't look skinny though. And TDpatriots....teh ass in your avi is golden.

Whats the advantage? Other than the other racers letting her win to bone her...

cool water smells delicious. I like chicks to smell fresh..and um...sporty? clean fresh scents, little bit o fruit in there. If there is a female equivalent to aqua di gio, then that would probbaly be my favorite.

I have set nothing up, for I am the victor! Toaster < sheep wtf more proof do you need? This thing is failproof, and totally 100% accurate. Because I don't have a friggen clue what dimension you're thinking of where a sheep would actually lose to a toaster. Here's the deal, you find me a toaster that can kick a sheeps ass, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, I will deny my victory. After all, it would be dissproven.

Ahh.... You need to get your priorities straight babe. For there can be only ONE!

tsk tsk tsk

ahaha, I wish I polished it... If I were in poland right now... Well.... I would be a very tired guy.

!!!!! You lost to me as well pauline!!!! Pauline Lazy 28,800,000 < 80,300,000 BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT!

ahaha! awesome, and you know it's true because it's on the internet. The interweb NEVER lies. Unless it says pirates are better than ninjas, because this site totally said ninjas would win.