lazy01001

.... One day pauline....one day. You may have won the battle, BUT NOT THE WAR!

Hell yea!

Lohan is such a cracked out hoe. She was so much prettier when she wasn't tainted by hollywood....and cocaine....and gallons of sperm.

She has the Mona Lisa look going on...

being polish certainly is an advantage.

Well arent you just the drinker supreme.... Well, while your spinning sitting down, I'll just steal everyhting you own, and tie your shoe laces together so when you stand up you'll fall on your face and everyone will laugh at you and then give me money for making them laugh so hard. THEN there will be a talent scout in the same bar, and he will realize I am so freaking awesome, and he will make me his new golden boy. Months later my face will be plastered across every billboard in the western hemisphere, and I will buy 15 islands with which to create my own mini war reenactments, and some of the guys will forget that they are on my private islands and they'll think they are in a real war, and start firing off real bullets, and I will put on my new active camoflage suit developed by the japanese, that I bought with my gross sums of money, and I will hunt every war reenactment guy I hired down, and make a movie about it, and people will think I'm a super hero, and the president will hire me for really difficult jobs that everyone considers suicide missions. Just like Sam Fisher, only I'll be better than him, and he will want my autograph. The end.

that silly machine is no match for my genius!

No dude, they haul the cheese too. It totally works out.

Dude, the donkeys love it. I swear to you, how hte hell do you think we get donkey cheese? The lingerie really puts them in the mood, we put on some classical music, and they get with the cheese production. We had custom hair nets delivered, and the cheese quality keeps going up. I'm going to be rich.

well... they are pretty cute, maybe you would like some details?

HEY! what are the freaking odds!?!?! I'm wearing those same ones!!! ahaha, damn that's trippy.

Sweet merciful Christ! This girl has an ass that could stop a war! Soooooooooooo not even a butterface. I think I seen huge nipples though, but regardless, her ass is right up there with rocio...but not as good.

Ganny panties.... those are gross. And uh... hmmm... What underwear do girls look bad in.... God this is hard. Pretty much only granny panties... and uh, depends.

once you see I have the drunk eye, just lock me in a closet for a few hours.... I WILL smash stuff and probably hurt myself, but it will pass. That's only wiskey...and like a 5th of it. But when I drink vodka, 4 shots and I'm good for a few hours. I really don't drink to get beligerant.

sometimes i can't help myself... I take a huge wiff, you know hte sound it makes when you sniff real deep... well teh old ladies don't take to kindly to being sniffed, and I am usually scolded, or hit with a hand bag... And I swear, some of those old women carry bricks...or a fucking midget or something.

Really nice hardley covers all the bases of this ass, my friend. All those curves...that is such a hot picture.

I normally don't like blondes much, but this girl's body is damn near perfection. Something about her face though... I'm just too picky for my own good.

larysa oleynicksadkhada was on alex mac...on nickelodeon back in the day.... Some pics surfaced online of her sans shirt.... It looked too good to be a fake, but then again I was young and didn't know the difference. However, it is safe to say she has some nice boobies, and from that day on, I loved breastasis even more.

ohh Carmella.... pure unadulterated seckseh.

k_dub...... Firstly, Thank you for removing the picture of the humongous tankwoman (in bosom thread) from my head. Secondly, I feel it neccessary to induct you into my hall of fame for having exquisite taste in booty. This message brought to you by, Lazy01001, curator of delicious snacks.

I swear if the transforming sound is any different i will set the theatre on FIRE!

Your body is nothing to play around with. Once you find somehting that scares you, that should be reason enough. But then again, it could be a harmless botfly.

I seen grandma's boy last night. At first I thought it would be just like every other Snadler movie, but boy howdy was I wrong! This movie didn't have nearly as much stupid drama as the other one, AND there were some FINE asses, hte titties on the other hand were sub par. Story line and content were compelling and very funny. It gives a glimpse into the gaming world that makes attractive girls scream and turn lesbian. All and all I give it a 8 out of 10.

I can't make it start. Do I have to eat chocolate or something? and the pads wont fit up there dude... Having a period is hard...screw this.

Oh god... How is that a compliment?! Some how periods are always brought into guy girl disscussions. When guys mention it, we are stupid men and we are stupid. But when chicks mention it, it some how becomes the next step in evolution, and they are better for some reason because of it. When I have MY period, I'm going to get a race car and beat the living shit out of danica. we'll see who has the last laugh then!