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lazy01001

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  1. ahaha! this girl is awesome! Her "what the fuck is going on" face is hilarious. So is her "I just did a rail of coke" face, very similar to the "that was acid?" face. she gets an A.
  2. as far as breasticles go, her's ARE nice. Pert, round, small nipples, no scars or stretch marks. But they are just too big as a whole. Maybe a few cups smaller, and I would be very satisfied, save her ass still needs some work.
  3. lazy01001 replied to a post in a topic in General Discussion
    The inside of your nose TOTALLY looks like the inside of ana beatriz barros's nose in the second pic!
  4. She has no ass at all. I like her hair and eyes, but those are the only things that keep me looking. Her tits are too big for me.
  5. Just then, a candle's flame eats away at the string holding up a large net. The villain, puzzled by the mesh of fabric which has fallen from over head, join together in a cacophony of screams and grunts as they wave their tangled hands about in fear and confusion. Hours later, they have given up and killed each other from the fear of the otehr men using up all the oxygen in the net.
  6. lazy01001 replied to a post in a topic in Actresses
    In that picture she looks cute. And she most certainly DOES resemble natalie portman. But still, I'm thinkin no.
  7. HELL YEA! You totally got it man!
  8. pretty much, but think of all the low budget explosions!
  9. My god, she is perfection... Rocio, if you're reading this, I swear to treat you badly, never buy you anything, talk bad about your mother, and give you great sex DAILY. Call me up, you know the number.
  10. NONE OF THEM WORK!!!!!!!
  11. lazy01001 replied to a post in a topic in Actresses
    I agree good sir. The whole "skeleton, 2 days away from withering away" look really doesn't do much for me. The only curves I see are the bones under her skin, and those are more protrusions than anything.
  12. Q would end up quitting his job, as macgyver would reduce the need for high tech gadgetry. They could always stock the gadget room full of gum,toothpics, swiss army knives, some cushion springs, cardboard tubing, toothbrushes, hair combs, tin foil...the list could go on... They might as well just buy a grocery store.
  13. lazy01001 replied to Legion's topic in Funny Stuff
    This thing is awesome!!! Bond > Jones Ninja > Pirate Ditka > Tornado named Ditka Ear drums > boobies Sheep > toaster Anson < Hippo googlefight1.bmp googlefight1.bmp
  14. I once found a rhett in a box of cracker jacks. Not much of a prize either... he just sits around watching tv and drinking my beer all day!
  15. ahaha! Vodka! That's my drink of choice... Just polished off some smirnof last night.
  16. ahaha! Awesome, I've been waiting for more people to talk in here. Anyone who has a helicopter that can fit in a few suitcases is awesome in my book. Indy would probably pick up the wrong suit case first and a huge rock would come out of nowhere and crush him and his stupid whip back to the age of the aztecs! /screw indy
  17. God, ok pink, you are cool, but slightly less cool than you could be if you were to post a pic. muahahaha As for spending an hour at rhetts shrine, that is totally fabricated, and out of proportion...only like 20 minutes. And for Ana, I thought you were out of town for a month or something, but you are the only person I talk to outside of BZ pretty much, so yea you get 100 points. Just tell your "friend" he has no chance.
  18. No need for sorry kiddo. It twas merely a failed joke. I seen this thread...and everyhting told me to stay away, but I just couldn't listen. I had to say something retarded, forgive me.
  19. I usually each a lot of chocolate too, ben and jerry's, lots of soda... It's after the ben and jerry's that i start to cry.
  20. awesome picture dude!
  21. teddy! Find me a model holding a sword!
  22. lazy01001 replied to Siren's topic in Actresses
    Eh... what lured me to her in the first place was the vampire look. In some of the more recent pic posts, she didn't even look like Kate! She just looked like some lady you would pass in the mall or something... Vampires are just hot dude...
  23. lazy01001 replied to Siren's topic in Actresses
    Why can't she look like a vampire 24/7?
  24. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    lol. Rhett isn't here right now.... So someone had to say something...
  25. lazy01001 replied to Lolita's topic in Girl Talk
    or is that just what you want us to think?!