lazy01001

prison sucks.

once you get to the point where digitized cheeks are pixelated nipples get you off, you're tooooo far gone to be saved. I wouldn't be a girl dude, screw that, I'd be the most might elven templar turned fire cleric you have ever seen!!!!!!!! Or a drowl elf...I dunno... or a vampire... fuck. I'M SO CONFUSED!

nearly sweating my ass off, ripping my hair out(what little i have left) because my fucking RF gun at work is sooooo lame and old and retarded. PLUS, they decided to remove the cooling fan from my cherry picker, and its like 85 degrees in the warehouse, so im all hot and icky.

ahaha! Suck it wind bag!

stifler is awesome! He was a role model for so long.

Oh on the contrary, young taben. There are tons of fashion trends going on round here... last year it was the long hair shpiel, wearing t shirts, raggy jeans, blah blah. Now guys are going preppy again... Bah, I hate fashion, and I have never cared. Besides, when I was in school, kids copied off of me...so I started to wear crazy shit, and they STILL copied me. Then I got a mohawk, and htey copied me again, and there were like 20 kids with mohawks... So I started wearing my uncles old leather jacket from teh 60's, and all teh sudden there were tons of kids with leathers... So I just quit trying to wear different stuff, now if it fits and is comfortable, I wear it...oh yea, it has to look good too.

lasers! fuck yes! If they made shirts with lasers on them you can be certain that I would own the very first, and I would also be the first to go to prison for killing someone with a laser shirt. But I would go down in history for it, so it's worth it.

That comic is sheer genius! I laughed my ass off, as I used to play HL and CS... the gaming jokes are freaking classic man...lovely I tell you!

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lol... Girls should totally take som initiative and ask the guys. Or at least let them know... Instead of day dreaming about them all day and wishing they knew you existed. Just go up and say hi, or anything for that matter. Make the first move, bend over infront of them and glance back with a sexy smile... do anything... Don't sit idley by!!!

preach it brother! At my local mall, there are 2 stores solely for men, where as the rest of the mall's clothing stores are for women. It's totally not fair, and that's why GoodWill owns!

I know of a guy that looks a lot like him, but I can't remember teh movie or whatever it is, nor his name... So this post is completely worthless.

Horrible? no. Downright rotten? Yes.

That I have never known. I buy stuff that is comfy, cargo pockets, breaths well. I don't give a shit if my clothes have some designer assholes name on them, last pair of abercrombie jeans my brother gave me, I ripped the logo off. If it looks good I wear it. Plus, I'm not trying to go broke buying clothes. I have a car to pimp out, and I already look good enough.ahaha

When I get the cramps, I usually start punching myself in the stomach, over and over and over, until I start to puke blood, or the cramps stop... Either way, it's a good way to waste some time.

I probably will....just keep talking and I'm sure I can make it go sour.

Couldn't afford jeans that didn't have holes in em?

Evolutions sex scene was so hot....

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! There are boys in here!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!!!!

I have now lost a little more faith in humanity.

why?

yea man, i even braided my armpit hair. I have 3 french braids under each arm, I got laid 4 times yesterday because of it!

Penthouse - Bob Guccione

wtf, you totally took that turn by yourself! either way you WERE thinking about my pants, wich is not good to do.