Everything posted by lazy01001
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Zuleyka Rivera
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That Time Of The Month
It's your fault, and it is plain to see. Why even the way you press the letters on your keyboard is blatantly full of malice and illcontent twards my person. I can feel it, and every waking moment I grow stronger, to one day rule you all! OR it's just growing pains.
- Lingerie
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Indiana Jones vs James Bond
ahaha, you can't tie down Bond! He is like the wind! Or a large near extinct bird...or a lemur. And NOONE can tame these beasts! They have no cares but to enjoy life and live to it's fullest.
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That Time Of The Month
It will happen, and when it does, it will fly on swift wings, and with one fatal swoop, you will be powerless before my might! OR nothing at all, since I have forgotten what we are warring over...
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Lucy Pinder
Thank you! I can always count on Keely's Lover.
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Sexy Asian Women
heh, owned. All I know is, don't mess with Sheyda
- Tara Reid
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Women in Stockings!
that is a fantastic photo!
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Christina Aguilera
he's not my type.
- Costumes
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Funny Links
Stealy dan is the guy that lives near a stop-N-go about 5 blocks from my house. He takes the little yellow wallmart smily guys off peoples car antennas, and tries to pry car model and make insignia off older buicks and 1990-2000 hondas. He let me borrow some change once to buy a pack of gum, since I already spent all my money on sleeping pills and exlax.
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That Time Of The Month
.... One day pauline....one day. You may have won the battle, BUT NOT THE WAR!
- Jessica Alba
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2006 Maxim's Hot 100
Lohan is such a cracked out hoe. She was so much prettier when she wasn't tainted by hollywood....and cocaine....and gallons of sperm.
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Lily Cole
She has the Mona Lisa look going on...
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Janeta Samp
being polish certainly is an advantage.
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That Time Of The Month
Well arent you just the drinker supreme.... Well, while your spinning sitting down, I'll just steal everyhting you own, and tie your shoe laces together so when you stand up you'll fall on your face and everyone will laugh at you and then give me money for making them laugh so hard. THEN there will be a talent scout in the same bar, and he will realize I am so freaking awesome, and he will make me his new golden boy. Months later my face will be plastered across every billboard in the western hemisphere, and I will buy 15 islands with which to create my own mini war reenactments, and some of the guys will forget that they are on my private islands and they'll think they are in a real war, and start firing off real bullets, and I will put on my new active camoflage suit developed by the japanese, that I bought with my gross sums of money, and I will hunt every war reenactment guy I hired down, and make a movie about it, and people will think I'm a super hero, and the president will hire me for really difficult jobs that everyone considers suicide missions. Just like Sam Fisher, only I'll be better than him, and he will want my autograph. The end.
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Funny Links
that silly machine is no match for my genius!
- Lingerie
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Lingerie
Dude, the donkeys love it. I swear to you, how hte hell do you think we get donkey cheese? The lingerie really puts them in the mood, we put on some classical music, and they get with the cheese production. We had custom hair nets delivered, and the cheese quality keeps going up. I'm going to be rich.
- Lingerie
- Lingerie
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Anna Lara Cim
Sweet merciful Christ! This girl has an ass that could stop a war! Soooooooooooo not even a butterface. I think I seen huge nipples though, but regardless, her ass is right up there with rocio...but not as good.
- Lingerie