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Me to foreman: "Can we order pizza and bring it out to the cut?" "Why do you want pizza?" "I've just driven 6 hours and laid out 800m of cable, I'm fucking hungry"

You forgot to mention the fact the Democrats candidate was bat-shit crazy

@Stormbringer That's the least favourite beer I have ever drank Fruit smoothie with yogurt

I concur, looks like a cam girl and not one I would like I like the eye colour, something about the pointed chin and the fact it looks like she can grow a moustache to rival most men turns me off

@Prettyphile Replace cat toy with fan = you & your cats during summer

Statement by the Prime Minister of Canada in response to the United States’ decision to withdraw from the Paris Agreement PM I need votes at his best

Don't you love my country Muffin? Our whole judicial system and court system is fucked sentencing in-tow From The Star: Tl;dr at one point we would give "time served" for those awaiting trial 2 days for every 1 day in custody. So if your trial/pre-trial took a year and you were sentenced to three you would be eligible for parole immediately. So fucked, so happy I took law class in grade 12

Your stomach and I must have a talk about what it loves M'lady

Does she ever sizzle in dark colours

.......... Who made you say this?

Wowee

I still highly enjoy going back and watching Married With Children Ed was the 100% perfect man to cast for that role

It's amazing what the body can build a tolerance to in small cases, but such as anything not EVERY establishment in the chain will have the same issues. Also a similar reason you M'lady why I don't eat at McDonalds, I get sick and almost throw up anytime I eat there now

Shocking footage of VS Model Elsa Hosk looking for a new way to hide from the press while at a sandy beach

Been awhile since I heard that Like 10 years

@Stromboli1 http://deadspin.com/the-doc-emrick-soundboard-is-here-1579530027

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