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I suggest looking under jj3's bed. If you know what I mean :brows:

I once asked a woman if she was pregnant. Turns out she wasn't and my face hurt a lot after she hit me with her giant hand. Lesson learned.

?I take a 3 day sabbatical and this Lemme lay down some Canadian wisdom: It was posted to social media at a targeted audience. Who it was for? I didn't post it. At the end of the day which everything else that is going on in the globe does it really matter? Does this have any bearing on anyone's personal life here? Taylor found it funny/humorous/whatever at the time and decided to post it, you take chances posting anything nowadays. Is she not going to get any more modelling jobs cause of this? That answers itself. Now everyone play along nicely as this Canadian likes to only post memes and gifs and other funny stuff to get the lulz from people (or post something when the wonderful Kiki summons me ) end of story. Or I will exact Canadian punishment on you all (probably pour maple syrup on you it's really sticky and sweet [inb4 innuendo limer plz] and it will take time to wash off)

Bz was out?

Beats By Dre Ice Angel Edition™ Get with the times old man

You're welcome. I dedicated a lot of the brain power I don't use to finding things to entertain everyone

You know today it was -6c outside where I was today, I was cold. I understand she's an "ice angel" but girl Good luck with hypothermia and frostbite.

Daring you ^^^^ to say her name 5 times fast without messing it up

VSFS season has almost gone. At least the SI crazyness is right around the corner.

There's a photo of her on her instagram with Kyra Santoro (aka one of the few smaller/skinnier women I would do terrible Canadian sex things to.) So that means they hung out, and there's the possibility of more photos of them together. She's allowed in.

I'd spend my winters in my igloo with her. Holy maple syrup and poutine.

Hey. I see tits. Right on. But no selfies 0/10

I don't think there's anything wrong with calling it a "pussy slit" the dictionary defines slit as: "a long, narrow cut or opening." Which it is, the name of the part is sometimes referred to as the "p" word I won't repeat again in the presence of ladies. So by the letter of the law it is correct And tasteful depends what the catch of the day is. Whatever they could find, could be something different. Oh lawd help me. But yea. does look fake.

Usually there are seams in an outfit/something that involves sewing. Just sayin'

Our kids would look amazing together. She just doesn't know it yet.

Kendall said in an interview that only her parents were gonna attend the show, not the whole family because that would be too stressful (not the exact words, but something like that) Yea cause being on fakeality shows and trying to show your goodies as soon as you're 18 isn't

TEAM 1: Alicia Ruelas Daniela De Jesus Anne Vyalitsyna TEAM 2: Alessandra Ambrosio Sarah Stephens Maryna Linchuk TEAM 3: Taylor Hill Robin Holzken Jourdan Dunn TEAM 4: Simone Villas Boas Naomi Campbell Daria Werbowy TEAM 5: Danielle Knudson Cameron Russell Xenia Deli These rounds get harder and harder to vote

Or is it?

Sure, go for it... Legal Disclaimer: the organiser of this contest accepts no responsibility or liability for any damage caused to you or your property after attempting to rank other BZ members in order of preference.

Now I know today is argueably the most saltiest day in the VS calender. at least top 3. So please be extra prepared. expect salt level warnings to occur. There may even be a salt alarm going off If this is the case and you don't know what to do not bother me. I will be watching hockey for a few hours. Then will be here for the aftermath possibly tomorrow. Please see Pretty for all other inquires on salt protection.

Lol @ ale's mouth placement and the V watermark I'll leave.

I'm not reading 80 pages while I was working. And the hockey game is on in ten. Clauds/Pretty give me a brief lolrecap somewhere Plz

Same reason you open the strip club dances with the biggest *front section* or best *rear section* Eyes are cute. Draw in vulnerable young males who look at eyes to bewbs see good eyes stuff that bra up honey and we're good to go.