Limerlight

Also Stormy, I know you LOVE spiders. And this thread is full of innuendo due to women (and occasionally limes) in bikini's So why not mix them together? NSFS. BMNSFWT (Not Safe For Stormy, But Maybe Not Safe For Work Too) You're welcome.

Bewbs.

You get sick because you think of all the people going to Wal-Mart on black friday trying to get a sale and stomping over other people. And can't comprehend how stupid people are so your body shuts down due to the stupidity. I know you.

Confused by the weather. It was -14 today Dunno what the fuss was about with people in 3 layers on. Me just in a t-shirt and pants

Spiders are friends

there's up to 25cm (10+inches roughly) of snow expected by tomorrow afternoon where I am currently. Since I am currently on course 400+km south. I am supposed to drive home 4-5 hours tomorrow back up north to my apartment for work Wednesday morning. All surrounding areas 15-20cm of snow expected. For all regions of drive home. Welcome to Canada.

I'll just leave these here and you'll figure out the rest

Dominatrix Adriana eh? Well let's give her a big first test then:

You think you're gonna get a lecture?

Eddi is a nocturnal creature. Has no clue what the sun is. And I bless him for this as the pictures always come in hot and heavy

Wow just come right out with it (that's what she said) Pretty I was trying to be nice and imply what you said I forgot how not subtle you are

See through shirt but wearing a bra? Come on gurl. big ol' tease.

inb4 1:20 is longer then some of the girls were on camera for. OH DAYUM Limer went there.

^^^^

That blue number is my jam right there. Dam gurl.

All black all day. Why so much black clothing? You think you could liven it up with some magenta or yellow or some blue or something?

Now if only the women I take on dates would say that Yea she is, then I tried to do my impersonation of her and I thought you were gonna die laughing I stopped for fear of your well being since you were no longer breathing just laughing :shock: And then when we discussed Honey Boo Boo and her mother in depth and the whole child pageant modelling thing. And we got lulz out of that then my sister asked what was so funny and she said something and you fell in love with her. Any ways......................................................................................... More pics of Taylor bewbs and eyes plz.

Limer's: I took 3 days off now I have to vote in this competition vote of the night: Team 1 (I don't like any of them I really don't) Abby Brothers Esther Heesch Crista Cober Team 2 Rose Betram Catrinel (if she was like 2 years ago she would be #1) Menghia Martha Hunt Team 3 Genevieve Shiloh Lada Team 4 Kate Emanuella Angela Team 5 (Why do you have these 3 together :persuazn: They're all not mah type. ) Rachel Karlie (I hate you) Kloss Miranda (I hate you more) Kerr

For those who don't know: Pretty and I once met over a telepathic link while sharing a look at Taylor Marie. I was at Tim Horton's on my phone waiting to meet a lovely Canadian woman for coffee (nothing happened out of it just FYI she was pretty and had blue eyes, She could've bore our eventual hockey loving children) and looking at hockey scores as it was decemeber which could make or break a team's chances at playoffs though still early in the season. Pretty was somewhere at her house probably figuring out how she could secretly use the Moose and Beaver in Canada to overthrow us and become her own personal Northrend (WoW reference as well, get on my level Pretty) It was a wonderful telepathic meeting until the young woman I was waiting for showed up and as the gentleman you all know me to be (eh?) I bought her a coffee and a donut Then I got home and Pretty and I skyped to where she made fun of how I said words because my accent is different then her's (this was a usual exchange as me and Pretty get along way too well ). She liked me saying Eh though And then when I said that there probably wouldn't be a second coffee with the young woman Pretty and I talked about the weird mother on 18 Kids and counting and how she was unusually cheery and happy ALL THE DAM TIME. What I'm trying to say though people is: PC Principal is watching. Better get in line. Are you happy now Pretty?

Baylor Lost :dance: Stanford Lost :dance: LSU Lost :dance: Gators won Gators gon' be moving up

Won't be watching I dislike superman (Earth one comics are amazing tho) And I don't like Kara-El at all, I thought she was always kinda forced in.

I suggest looking under jj3's bed. If you know what I mean :brows:

I once asked a woman if she was pregnant. Turns out she wasn't and my face hurt a lot after she hit me with her giant hand. Lesson learned.

?I take a 3 day sabbatical and this Lemme lay down some Canadian wisdom: It was posted to social media at a targeted audience. Who it was for? I didn't post it. At the end of the day which everything else that is going on in the globe does it really matter? Does this have any bearing on anyone's personal life here? Taylor found it funny/humorous/whatever at the time and decided to post it, you take chances posting anything nowadays. Is she not going to get any more modelling jobs cause of this? That answers itself. Now everyone play along nicely as this Canadian likes to only post memes and gifs and other funny stuff to get the lulz from people (or post something when the wonderful Kiki summons me ) end of story. Or I will exact Canadian punishment on you all (probably pour maple syrup on you it's really sticky and sweet [inb4 innuendo limer plz] and it will take time to wash off)

Bz was out?