Limerlight

Anytime she wants a younger man I mean I'm here. Call me up somtime

I wouldn't kick her out of my car for eating crackers. Ice cream tho yes GTFO.

I forgot how good her rack looked Good lawd.

My favourite part of the show is reading the comment in the thread here

For arguments sake JJ I can tell you if I voted which 1. I was working 2. Pretty knows mah womanz type so I let her vote for me now 3. I only vote/let Pretty vote for me cause Pretty will cut me If I don't: Group 2: Petra would've #1 (Pretty knows this) And Candi would've died in a fire that I made so I never have to see her again and then the ashes scattered into many different places across the earth both below it and in the sea as well as being dispersed into the sky by me before sitting down and drinking a beer in my igloo up here in Canada. Anywho, The rest is a mix bag as it always is for me cause I wouldn't have really liked them And this round scares me Good luck Pretty

From r/wow

While working in a small tent last night trying to restore service this lady out of nowhere brought grilled wraps and donuts for my co-worker and I Was really nice cause I have no clue where she came from or that she even knew I was there Thanks lady who spends her own money to feed me

Faking tired.

I was working late last night and a young lad (probably 12/13) came out in a dinosaur onesie and demanded we take a break from work so he could give us shortbread cookies.

I worked a 16 hour shift then passed out for 5 hours but here's my sisters two cats since i'm late to the partay the second one is nicknamed Satan it's an evil kat that hates me.

Season 7 of the Sopranos.

I knew that. I was trying to make a funny Stormy

I bet if you looked at hornpub it probably spiked right before, during and after.

Biggest fear loose loved ones. "Loose" like i'm thinking of? Of course that's the gutter version but hey w/e Or like losing/lost? I need these things answered dammit.

Does she like Canadian beer? If so I have an igloo full of it we can share.

Thanks Pretty Have a meme: Also this means you know my womanz choosing too well. I don't know if this is gouda or bad.

Is it a hip hop death metal jazz fusion? Fine.

I'm back in *insert province* in a few weeks. I like shortbread cookies and mincemeat tarts

You can have a penny for your thoughts