one man band

You told me you were Halle Berry? Our cyber-relationship is so totally over.

Please explain to me how I am in any way a n00b. Have I recently joined? no. Do I not know anyone here? no. Have I but, say, 18 posts? no. And what the hell does 'fishing' mean? Shall I continue deconstructing each of your posts or will you have no shame? And don't resort to obscenities, it's too desperate.

Other people flaming you is your interpretation of the meaning of life? Socrates would be so pissed off...

I'm glad I have the Taco seal of approval!

I know it! MUHAHAHA!!!!

Fine, do you want me to fire some vitriolic, machoistic, demeaning, hurtful but ultimately pointless remarks your way?

You're calling me a n00b? Tell me, what member number am I? Oh yes, that's right, 300. And what's your member number? 1,724. Pulling rank is pathetic anywhere, but especially so here. Just because you don't occupy any position of respect in the real world doesn't mean you're entitled to any here. I earnt my respect at chilaX (I even had a thread dedicated to my greatness) and try to make people laugh every now and then which most people like. I already have a girlfriend. And she's a lot better than your hand ever will be.

I would make a hilariously witty comeback but i'm busy. Maybe later sweetie

Why do you want to know? Are you by asking me how large my porn stash is (that my computer contains none of) trying to ascertain some psychological profile? I have a few magazines under my bed :evil:

Tell you what you need. A girlfriend. Or perhaps more female contact in general would suffice. I'm pretty sure there's a limit to what a computer can do, 'Mighty' (this I find odd) Midget (no such problems). And why on earth would you supply me with the worst retorts ever on purpose? I don't get it. You need to learn how to come up with your own come-backs.

Fine. The finer points of online diction escape me

|)1C|( (supposed to say 'dick' but i'm pretty technically incompetent)

Now, I was expecting a fiery comeback but that was so...rehearsed. I've heard all this crap before back in primary school. I don't live with my parents (I moved out at 18) and i think you have the wrong definition of troll. Nevermind, eh? Maybe you better nurse your dignity that's rapidly disintegrating each time you post something pathetic. Quit now or i'll get more offensive. And for the record, I have plenty of my own porn thankyouverymuch.

Your man would prefer if you had big boobies than no boobies. Anyway! Back on topic!

Big jugs and a bit of meat are better than no jugs and a washboard stomach.

I'm sorry, since when did some miserable tosser with a pathetic 'ironic' name decide who's cool and who isn't? Nobody cares for your opinion, so you may as well go jerk-off over Kurt Cobain and leave these guys to it. And blurdk, you spelt 'veteran' wrong the first time you 'spelt' it.

I like this reply. I had lots of spots when I were a lad...mind you, back in my day, we used to just pour on som sulphuric acid every morning. That'll get rid of the spots.

Technically no, but dick-wad and cock-wad are servicable substitues.

Victoria's Secret Lingerie/Underwear! Stay on topic! Yes! Grr!

"You are in the top 1.79% richest people in the world. There are 5,892,173,913 people poorer than you. How do you feel about that? A bit richer we hope. Please consider donating just a small amount to help some of the poorest people in the world. Many of their lives could be improved dramatically or even saved if you donate just one hour's salary (approx

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Is too nice - I can't be angry with him 'cause England got hammered by the Aussies! !!!

distantly related

McGrath and Warne might be old but they're still very good. And yes Avenger, I am f***ing cursing, you willy-head!

The Ashes are the only important series this summer. Sod the Natwest Challenge. I'm going to pray for some crap weather so Langer, Hayden et al will have a few more problems when facing Harmison and Flintoff (and Hoggard, maybe Tremlett/Lewis). Let's play another Twenty20 match. I like those.