one man band

Beck - Black Tambourine

(didn't even read, but it's probably really funny)

might take on a task.

Glastonbury coming up soon. Should be great. I'm not going, staying at home with my nice clean toilet.

Beck - Girl (from Guero)

Kyuss - Monkey In Middle

I used to tease my girlfriend for being so bad at driving. She was really, really bad. She only passed the test because she wore very very very very provocative shorts. So to prove her driving competence to me, she used to give me these pieces of paper that she said were complimenting her on her driving. So you know what they said? "Parking fine"

Can you get them in pink?

Me especially. I'm the funniest person ever. I'm like a white Chris Rock.

Thanks very much Chicken And i'm going to stop reading this thread now. The less I know about periods the better. *Sticks fingers in ears and sings "Humpty-Dumpty"*

smilie

I have no idea what a BFF is, but i'm sure it's a compliment. Or maybe some sort fo sexual innuendo. Either way, i'm happy.

Wears his gold star with pride!

Queens of the Stone Age - Burn the Witch

!!!!

Kelly who? {sorry, had to be done}

Incredibly generous!

horrifically tiny, possibly microscopic, miniscule collection of cells that i like to call my (i know it says one word story but this will be funny)

Oh yeah, you're right. I thought the next line was "I bid you to burn" but he says "Fire" first. Here, have a gold star.

Rachel Stevens - Some Girls Such a damn catchy song...

hehehe... I once took a plane to France as a favour to the french - where's my plane?

Soulwax - Miserable Girl

May not be called Supra.

existing, yet

Is a king. Called Supra.