one man band

and

is thinking of what to say (god this is easy)

is also involved in a pip war...

MATT DAMON

getting jiggy wit it.

Yes, yes he would.

...is female (we're having pip wars )

FAT PEOPLE

naked

has a needless _ in his/her name...

vegetarians

, he

Human sized dog chain. Come on, use your initiative. You've obviously never had to chain up a woman before...

farted,

...has a strange member name.

Brocoli Spears

That's how a real man does it. Or gets a cobra to bite each one out.

Not to my knowledge. Wouldn't put it past them though. That sounds needlessly painful.

Both have been done on Dirty Sanchez. Another one i remember is one of them head butting a table covered in pins. He subsequently went to hospital to get them all (like 50 of them) removed.

Acting innocent? MOI? Well i just didn't want to type BALLSACK again so early in the morning. Although it was quite enjoyable.

Now Jessica's got the seal of approval, she's sure to go far... (j/k)

The nose? You legend!

Pipsicle

. Thus,

OH GOD! TWEEZING? Where? Or do I really not want to know? I tweeze my eyebrows, by the way.