one man band

spelt persuasion wrong in username (anticipates "spelt "i'm an ass" wrong in username comback")

Hello Kitty doesn't look particularly interested. Maybe she's being coy...you never know with that cat. She could be having an orgasm but no one would know.

frog

listening to Goldfrapp's new album. I got a free poster too

pip Haven't done that for a while...

my mummy

Cartman eats grenade. Then what?

exists

I think Cartman would eat Chococat. And then everyone else. Cartman would win in a fight between all the competitors.

It's definately addicted to crack. Each twitch is a cry for help.

I voted for Stewie because I love Family Guy. And he has a cool accent.

Is this a malicious lie or playful jest? Your input on this matter would be greatly appreciated. And Animus, I will think of somethin interesting at some point... Like that the underated world of in-house heating!

I think this calls for some CANDY!!!

Wisdom

makes an interesting point, but has forgotten that ferrets are used by old men to get off, thus diminishing their coolness.

My gun. (j/k) I love candy

I hate baby-on-board stickers on cars. I hate those guys that get naked in the changing rooms at squash. I hate obnoxious load drama-queens (actors). I hate golf. I hate Charlton Heston. I hate daytime TV. I hate it when i have to explain a joke. I hate it when people don't know when to stop.

saying

Is still a ferret for no particular reason. NO REASON. WHY?

I would ask you've all been, but that's not my style. I'm far too cool. It's been a while since i've had a decent verbal spar. Animus, sir, are you decently prepared for a thrashing the likes of which have never been seen before, nor will they ever be seeneth thereafter?!

spam.

Curtis Mayfield - Freddie's Dead

Eric Clapton - Judgement day

fornicated

isn't giving me very much to say...