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Oh I do apologise for infringing basic laws of etiquette. Who am I to question primary school logic such as that? I'm not calling you a man. You are quite clearly a chicken, or maybe some elf thingy. I'm done. I'll go do man things like watch football and drink beer.

This thread becomes unexpectedly hilarious if you imagine a man saying everything.

Nope. Unlucky. Try again. Its a song...

wondereing what e-mail Avenger is talking about. I thought i sent the yousendit thing. Oh well. I can send it again.

*This is just for fun, don't take it seriously. Actually please do, it'll be funnier* Why are men so much better at everything than women?

This is true. Oh well Avenger. Maybe now's the time to call in some favours from all your showbiz friends that you have. I'm getting 4235409349 tickets for Sir Paul. Or Paulie as i like to call him. OH YES.

Axiomatic? I'm going to concede that I have no idea what that means, and dearly hope that I never have to.

IS A FERRET.... : : : : : :MUHAHAHAHAHA: : : : : :

which (this is getting very strange)

I don't think Orbital are (or is) going anymore... I'm getting more and more into electronic music. I really like Golfrapp, or however you spell it. They're awesome. 'Strict Machine' is great. And LCD Soundsystem are great. And I love Soulwax. Bands that incorporate dance and rock are extremely clever.

Really? that sucks. I took cocaine once, and got violently ill. Went to hospital. Good times... Thankfully, I am not a junkie. I'm a guitar teacher, musician (I play guitar strangely enough) and I proof-read for a local newspaper. Rock'n'Roll!

They may be a ticket on eBay...will be SUPER expensive though.

Pink Floyd are playing live 8. Waters and Gilmour are going to be on stage for the first time in decades.

They have Trigger Happy TV in the UK. Was very funny. I think the main guy is Dom Joly. He's insane.

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has turned a statement into a question (?)

PENISES

Aww no fair...I thought I was the bitch...

I'm not a loner. I'm extremely cool and super popular. I have more friends than Woody Allen. Yes. Anyway, discostu is definitely my favourite Then maybe anyone else i've ever spoken to.

Will Smith Bad Boys Martin Lawrence

(What a lovely title for a song!) Coldplay - Amsterdam

I am the god of all hell fire and i bring you... (if anyone gets that reference they get a gold star!)

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