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Ronald McDonald is not the fountain of all knowledge. I am.
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Men cleverer than women, say scientists
one man band replied to schadenfreude's topic in General Talk
Trust me, your first time is bound to be at least slightly disappointing. I did have mine at 14, and it was over in about 3 minutes, but still, having spoken to other guys about it, sex isn't all that great. Unless you're lucky enough to have a really hot lady who'll have sex with you every night (unlike mine who says only 2 times a week). -
Men cleverer than women, say scientists
one man band replied to schadenfreude's topic in General Talk
Oh come on man, you're not pathetic. You have a frightening IQ and can speak English better than any other foreigner i've ever met. And who need's women when we have hands! -
Men cleverer than women, say scientists
one man band replied to schadenfreude's topic in General Talk
God you suck pa -
Can someone please change my username to the sanskrit for "ballsack"? (j/k)
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Neo, she's not an object, she's a human being. Now, get me some more pictures so I can stare at her boobs. (j/k)
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Okay okay, don't get shirty with me... Goldfrapp - Fly Me Away
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Goldfrapp - Ride A White Horse (proper music not the rubbish Neo listens to )
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Attempts some witty foreplay but has clearly fallen for my charm.
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's gay partner Ricardo
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explaining that a thinking Australian is confused Australian. Best to leave to the old instincts, guys.
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She's only 17? She has a fantastic pair of...er...'eyes' for a 17 year old. She's hot.
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However,
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Men cleverer than women, say scientists
one man band replied to schadenfreude's topic in General Talk
The multiple choice ones are a bit silly. The ones were they say "John is 4 years older than Sam, and Sam is 3 years younger than Danny, who is 23 years older than Fred, who is 12 years younger than Bill, who is 25 years old. How old is John?" ...are stoopid. -
called...
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Does not seem to appreciate just how cool I am. (i'm very cool by the way).
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agreeing with Avenger. Thinking Australian = bad.
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Does not approve of stealing, a favourite pastime of mine Shaun Tait is a fast bowler. A real rabbit with the bat though. Stupid stroke that got him out. Oh and England beat Australia btw. YAY!
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England win fourth Test. England now lead the series 2-1, with one game remaining (at The Oval). We made a bit of a meal of it but we got there in the end. England needed 129 runs to win and managed it, with the final 129-7, Giles hitting the winning runs. w00t!
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Elmer Fudd is cool. He is my role model. If more people were like Elmer, the world wouldn't be so bad for so many people.